Shoutout to My Aussie mates (3.45%)! You guys, I can't even begin to explain the happiness I have when I saw people from here have read this story, if you guys are in Melbourne please do hit me up! I love you guys from the bottom of my heart, <3 

< I n c o m i n g C a l l >
*G i r l f r i e n d*

"Hi baby"

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Nothing really. Oliver's pissing me off, but that is just the usual."

"Uhh, well I was thinking we could hang out?"

"Omg, you remembered?"

"Remembered what?"

"You're just pretending that you don't know...so you'd surprise me. You're awfully cute, sweetheart."

"Cal...did Oliver give you brownies again?"

"What? No."

"He thinks you forgot your first month anniversary date."

"Shut up OLIVER."

"My what?"

"Oh. So you don't know."

"Uhh-"

"Okay. It's not like I marked it on my calendar."

"He just made a heart around it!"

"Oliver!"

"................"

"He's lying."

"Sure he is."

"Whatever."

"You know...I thanked god you came. How many more days could I wait?"

"You just quoted drake on me."

"I did."

"MY GIRL JUST QUOTED DRAKE ON ME."

"You need to calm your tits, bro."

"OLIVER. SHUT THE HELL UP."

"Sweety, you need to calm down."

"I thought you hated Drake."

"Ahh- he's tolerable."

"So, where are we meeting?"

"Starbucks. 20 minutes."

"I do it how you say you want it."

"Caleb."

"Right. Bye."

*BEEP BEEP*

One last chapter and this is done.

Thank you so much people!