19th October

Andrew
did u see the way Carlos fell?
it was hilarious!

Me
ikr
i still cant stop laughing

Andrew
he just tripped over his own feet! hes so freaking huge and he still did it
golden youtube material right there

Me
lmfao yesss

Andrew
and he took three ppl down wid him!

Me
that was the best part
caine did not even see him coming
bam! a human domino!

Andrew
the look on their faces was priceless

Me
haha yes

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23rd October

Andrew
Kartik messed up big time

Me
he really shouldnt have done that

Andrew
Aarti is never speaking to him again

Me
u dont know that
if he apologizes well that wont happen

Andrew
trust me theyre broken up 4 gud

Me
how r u so sure about dat?

Andrew
girls hate being blown off

Me
sounds like ure speaking from experience

Andrew
i am

Me
u idiot what did u do?

Andrew
it was long back

Me
that does nthin to satiate my growing curiosity
spit it out

Andrew
uh how do i put it?
i made new friends and got too involved with them
i 4got the plans i made with her
i didnt speak to her 4 a long time
she was very pissed and i got defensive
i may also have told her to leave me the fuck alone 

Me
u r such a jerk!
who does that?!

Andrew
i was a kid

Me
thats ur best excuse?

Andrew
umm yes

Me
2 tell u the truth if it were me i wouldnt speak 2 u either
thats a terrible thing 2 do

Andrew
i realize that now

Me
too little too late

Andrew
ik
i really regret it

Me
win her back, then!

Andrew
she hates my guts

Me
do u really blame her?

Andrew
no

Me
then?

Andrew
maybe smtme else

Me
coward

Andrew
she has a scary temper
trust me

Me
she sounds like my kinda girl

Andrew
ure gay?

Me
no but id love to have her as my friend

Andrew
uk u could just tell me who u r and in exchange u can know who she is

Me
tempting
but pass

Andrew
dammit

Me
lol
enough chit chat i have 2 go

Andrew
catch you later

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31st October

Me
whats up loser?

Andrew
miss me kitten?

Me
srsly? a kitten?

Andrew
srsly? a loser?

Me
well rnt u?

Andrew
that hurt anna

Me
idc drew

Andrew
thats not my name!

Me
and anna isnt mine
we went over this b4

Andrew
its still weird 
ik a guy named andrew

Me
poor baby

Andrew
did u text me just 2 torment me?

Me
obvi

Andrew
why would u do that?

Me
bcause my bff has blocked me

Andrew
what did u do?

Me
what makes u think its my fault?
u dont even know what happened

Andrew
just a hunch

Me
ure such a bitch

Andrew
gender wise it should be a dog

Me
bitch is a gender neutral insult

Andrew
if u say so anna

Me
it is and i do

Andrew
i believe i agreed wid u

Me
whyyy?
fight me

Andrew
i can see why u were blocked now

Me
what is that supposed 2 mean?

Andrew
nthin

Me
what do mean nthing?

Andrew
i meant nthing!

Me
Andrew!

Andrew
annabelle!

Me
urgh ure annoying

Andrew
y dont u take a nap?

Me
one because im at a party
and two im not sleepy
entertain me!

Andrew
excuse me?

Me
dont make me repeat myself!

Andrew
uh okay?
how about some jokes?

Me
lets hear them

Andrew
what did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?

Me
how would ik? im not a blanket

Andrew
fuck
r u kidding me right now?

Me
nope!

Andrew
try

Me
oops?

Andrew
no
it said 'oh sheet'

Me
hehe

Andrew
r u drunk by any chance?

Me
how did uk?
fuck
r u here??
how do uk me???

Andrew
ure not this idiotic normally
and those texts confirmed my doubts

Me
hey! take that back!

Andrew
im surprised ur texts arent a puzzle
im also guessing ur best friend hasnt blocked u

Me
i had like three drinks
im just a little tipsy
yes again
im just mad at her

Andrew
do u have a ride home?

Me
i will have 2 call my brother
he will b mad

Andrew
protective older brother?

Me
nah hes younger
hes probably studying thats why

Andrew
call him first its getting late
drink some water while u wait

Me
but i dont want to

Andrew
pls just do it

Me
okayyyyyy fiiiinnneee
ill do it

Andrew
good
let me know when hes there

Me
yes father

Andrew
stop stalling and just do it

Me
yup 

I yawn and send Roman a quick test to pick me up. He isn't very happy but he says he'll be here soon.

Me
done

Andrew
okay now wait inside

Me
yeah

Andrew
and go out only when he calls u to go out ok?
and drink some water

Me
hmm

I wait inside like I was told. I am exhausted. When Roman comes, I make him give me a piggyback ride all the way. I fall asleep twice and he is kind enough to get me into my bed. 

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