"When it was somewhat implied that I was going to be the best man, I accepted without realizing what I had to do. As time went on, I started doubting that I could even do this. I'm...er, horrible at speeches. I almost, at one point, asked if I could just attend the wedding and not speak about...anything. Or maybe show up late, so I wouldn't moronically ruin such a h-happy occasion."

Moronically ruin it? More like ruin it with hopeless love.
I should've emotionally prepared myself...
Why did no one think of this happening? Why didn't I?
Idiot.

"But then I remembered the fact that I was often called 'the best man', for multiple reasons. I decided to add a w-wedding to those reasons, which is slightly...honourable, I guess. Being here, I-I mean."

Always standing by your side, boss. Even when it hurts me.
Are you proud of your tiger for that? I hope you are.

"Instead of just gushing out things that my incredible friend already knows about himself, I figured it might be...um, less of an ego boost or whatever to talk about this."

Oh, I would go on till the end of time about every single perfection of you. I can't see a flaw in you, and I never will.
You're just too god dämn perfect.

"Erm, someonce once told me that a family's love is like a gentle stream, a friendship's love is a fresh breeze, unrequited love is i-insanity, and true love is a rare form. I believe that...the two people here today have the rare form of love. I...I was there when the proposal happened, and I could see that it was true. And t-true love is a beautiful sight to see..."

Can you be any more obvious? 'Unrequited love is like insanity'?
Gods, Sebastian, focus on making everything for him perfect.

"Hell, you can almost just feel t-the love that one holds for the other- it's like a flood gate was opened, dr-drowning all around with the warm love shared between two i-incredible people."

Drowning. That's one way to describe the tiger claws tearing every inch of my heart.
Ugh- just calm down Basher. You'll be over him soon anyway.
Do you finally see that you never had a chance, you fûcking moron?!

//Added Sebastian's thoughts.
My heart has left my body.
I'm genuinely sorry for all this angst, but that two day span of writing that speech...