Grandma: Wanna know a secret  about women?

Me: Um, not rea-

Grandma: We have 11 holes. :D So do men.

Me: ....

Grandma: ((:

Me: ...

Grandma: ((:

Me: ..nice talking to you, Grandma. XD

This woman.
She's my dad's mother. X'D I just..
I love her so much.

Grandma why? X'D