When I was like six my real mum would tell me stuff about life and stuff, but I would space out sometimes.
And when I space out she would snap her fingers in my face and all I would do is keep spacing out because I wAS SIX YEARS OLD.
THE HECK. WHY WOULD SHE TEACH ME ABOUT LIFE AT SIX?

I LITREALLY THOUGHT ELMO WAS REAL BACK THEN.