This happened in Theatre Class:

Me: *reads from paper* Oh mike I love you!

Teacher: Louder, Rudolph, Louder!

Me: *Talks louder* OH MIKE I LOVE YOU.

Teacher: Have FEELING into it!

Me: It's 9:05 in the freaking morning

Student: *reads from paper* Emma, I love you.

Me: *pauses*
Why am I the woman again?

Teacher: Because I said so-

Student: I'll turn gay for you Rudolph-

Me: x'D I-I can't do this, Ms-

Teacher: PASSION, STUDENT, PASSION.

Student: *moan noises* I'LL TURN GAY FOR YOU RUDOLPH~

Teacher: TOO MUCH PASSION, MICHAEL, TOO MUCH PASSION-

Me: *cries while laughing*