Remember that chaotic wedding of Jay and ocean?

Ready for something even more chaotic?

Dedicated to a fellow Nya frimp: Cho.

Headcanon: Nya uses every single body of water to communicate with the Ninja. Credit to chocoqueen29.

Get ready for a ton of SpongeBob time cards because I couldn't resist 😅

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*The monastery which had been torn off from the mountain and placed haphazardly onto a rock by the ocean so Jay could be closer to his wife*

Ninja: *having dinner*

Jay: *barges into the room with a bucket*

Jay: You guys! I have the most exciting thing to tell you.

Kai: Jay, to you, even killing a mosquito is the most exciting thing ever.

Jay: Yes, but this is waaaaaaaaaay more exciting!

Cole: Spill the tea.

Jay: *smirks* More like, spill the water.

Ninja: . . . . . .

Jay: No?

Ninja: . . . . . .

Random fisherman whom they had arrested because he was fishing and killing Jay's marine children: *awkward cough*

Jay: *clears throats* Um, whatever. So, as I was walking along Ocean just now, I spotted something in the water. I looked at it and got so excited, I just had to show it to you all.

Jay: *raises bucket* Behold!

Lloyd: A bucket?

Kai: That's even less exciting than killing a mosquito.

Jay: No, it's not the bucket. It's what's inside bucket.

Cole: Water?

Jay: And what's inside the water?

Zane: Water is made up of many H2O molecules which consist of an electronegative oxygen atom connected to two electropositive hydrogen atoms through covalent bonding. The water molecules are bonded to each other through hydrogen bonding which is a very strong bond–

Lloyd: My brain is rotting.

Zane: –due to this water has a high molar specific heat capacity, a high heat of evaporation and a high heat of fusion.

*Crickets chirping*

Jay: No. Inside the water, there is a message!

Kai: What?

Lloyd: Ooh, like a message in a bottle?

Jay: Nope, it's a message in the water.

Lloyd: Ooh, is the note in the water?

Jay: There's no note! It's just a message in the water.

Kai: Somebody grab him so that I can punch in some sense. 

Cole: What are you on about? *Looks in bucket*

Cole: *gasp* He's right!

Kai: Wait– He is?

Lloyd: I wanna see! *pushes Cole out of the way*

Jay: *smug*

Everyone: *gathers around bucket*

Kai: Sweet mother of hair gel! He's actually right! It's a message from . . .

Everyone: Nya!

Fisherman: Joy!

Cole: Shut up, you monster!

Message in the water: Jay, stop calling me Ocean – Nya

Cole: Huh, guess you did marry Nya after all.

Zane: But how can this be?

Jay: This is Ninjago. Anything is possible.

Lloyd: ........ Well, that's a terrifying thought.

Jay: I literally saw these words written in the water so I took a bucket and captured them!

Kai: You captured words written in the water?

Jay: The proof is before your eyes, dude.

Message in the water: Kai is dumb – Nya

Fisherman: Oof.

Kai: Hey!

Cole: This is awesome! Nya can finally speak to us! Now the Ninjago fandom can come out of its emotional shell of pure angst.

Jay: Yay– Wait, what?

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Kai: *opens door* Goooood morning, Nya!

Bucket of water on the bed: . . . . . .

Kai: *picks up bucket and carries it out of the room* It's a beautiful day! The sun is shining, the birds are twittering, Master Wu is drinking tea, Mrs. Benedict is probably electrocuting someone–

Kai: *slips*

Bucket of water: *falls and water spills out all over the floor*

Lloyd: *sees the mess* I- You-

Jay: *incoherent screeching*

Cole: You killed her!

Kai: I didn't mean to! I'm sorry!

Zane: *cOnFoOsIoN*

*a scream is heard from Master Wu's room*

Master Wu: My tea!

Ninja: *stampede to said room*

Lloyd: *breaks down door* What is it, Master!

Master Wu: My tea is speaking to me!

Zane: I beg your pardon.

Cole: *whispers into Lloyd's ear* I think his age has finally caught up to him.

Master Wu: And apparently it knows Nya.

Jay: *le gasp* Give it to me! *snatches cup*

Message in the tea: This tea could use a bit more sugar – Nya

Jay: False alarm! Nya isn't dead!

Everyone: *relieved sigh*

Master Wu: Would someone like to explain?

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Master Wu: Jay, you cannot carry my tea cup with you wherever you go.

Jay: This tea cup practically has Nya in it! Of course I shall carry it everywhere.

Zane: *sigh* I'll make you a new cup, Master.

Message in the tea: UwU – Nya

Jay: *cue happy poppy music that makes parents and studio executives happy*

Jay: You know what, Nya? I'm gonna take you out on a date in honour of your return!

Cole: Are you sure taking a tea cup to a local restaurant for a date is a good idea? I mean, won't people think you're . . . mentally challenged or something?

Kai: You can go to Skylor's place. I'm sure she's used to our craziness by now.

Jay: That's a great idea! Nya, how does that sound?

Tea cup: *empty*

Jay: *incoherent screeching* Where is she?!

Master Wu: Forgive me. I could not resist.

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Jay: Master Wu is a monster!

Lloyd: I'm sure Nya will turn up in another–

*somewhere in the distance*

Kai: *screams* Holy sister of hair gel! Nya, you cannot  just show up in the toilet while I'm using it!

Lloyd: *cringes but attempts a nervous smile* Told ya.

Jay: *barges into the bathroom* Nya!

Kai: *girlish scream*

Jay: *gets hit by foot scrub*

Kai: CAN YOU KNOCK?!

Jay: I am here to collect my wife!

Kai: She's in the toilet–

Jay: . . . . . I'll come to collect her later. No worries. *slips away*

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Cole: *singing in a very bad voice that is shattering everything and trying to bake a cake for no solid reason*

Cole: cAn wE pReTeNd tHaT aIrPlAnEs iN tHe nIgHt sKy aRe lIkE sHoOtInG sTaRs–

Batter dish: *shatters*

Batter: *spreads on the counter*

Cole: Oh, shoot. *dumps water on counter to clean it*

Message in the water: This isn't how you clean stuff, stupid – Nya

Cole: Really? I thought water cleaned everything.

Message in the water: Smh – Nya

Cole: Then what do I do?

Message in the water: Paper towels – Nya

Cole: Oh, right. Sorry.

Message in the water: Seriously, y'all are gonna end up in jail without me one day – Nya

Cole: Sheesh, why are you in such a mood?

Message in the water: . . . I just came out of the toilet while Kai was using it so . . . – Nya

Cole:  . . . . . . . . .

Cole: *takes antiseptic spray and squirts it all over the counter*

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Lloyd: *drinking water*

Message in the water: Your breath stinks, Lloyd – Nya

Lloyd: *spits out water*

Message in the water: Such disrespect – Nya

Lloyd: Oh gosh, I'm so sorry! *tries to put the spat out water in the glass somehow*

Message in the water: When was the last time you brushed your teeth? – Nya

Lloyd: Uh, this morning.

Message in the water: ಠಿ_ಠ – Nya

Lloyd: . . . . . Ok, maybe I haven't brushed in two days.

Message in the water: Time to get spanked, ocean style – Nya

Lloyd: *panics* Ok, ok! Fine! I'll go brush right now.

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Lloyd: *brushing teeth*

Water from the tap: Mind turning off the tap and saving water – Nya

Lloyd: *quickly turns off tap*

Lloyd: *resumes brushing*

Message in the rinsing cup: You're not doing it right. You need to move the brush in circles over your incisors – Nya

Lloyd: *rolls eyes and moves the brush in circles over his incisors*

Message in the rinsing cup: Also use an up-down motion to clean your gums – Nya

Lloyd: *mouth full of paste* Nya, I know how to brush my teeth. Don't make me throw you down the drain.

*A wave from the ocean outside crashes onto the bathroom window*

Lloyd: *chokes on paste in surprise* Alright! I'm sorry–

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Jay: *blushing* Guys! Do you know how Nya kissed me goodnight? The water jumped out of the jug on my nightstand and splashed on my face!

Everyone: *faces wet* Yes, Jay. We know.

Jay: *sighs* It's great to have her back, isn't it?

Kai: It is but I think she's become a bit bossier than before.

Lloyd: She made me brush in ways completely unknown to man! My teeth are so clean, you can use them as a flashlight!

Cole: Oh, so that's why I feel breezes every time you open your mouth like in those toothpaste commercials.

Lloyd: ಠಗಠ

Cole: Sorry–

Zane: Nya made me delete every sea food recipe I had saved in my database. She seemed to know every single fish I took out of the freezer. There was a Miss Mollusk, Mr. Weedsy, Lord and Lady Flounderbeth, Uncle Jimmy Fin . . .

Jay: *horrified*

Zane: What?

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Jay: *throws Zane into the basement with the fisherman*

Jay: How dare you capture my children and freeze them and even have the audacity to try recipies?

Cole: What the heck, dude?! Zane doesn't deserve to be tied up with the fisherman!

Jay: I'm sorry, friend. But my family is more important.

Kai: Smh.

*sad, dramatic music*

Zane: But I am your family!

Jay: *walks away very dramatically with tears in his eyes*

*Basement door slowly closes as sad music continues*

Cole: *sniff*

Kai: ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯

*Everything is very dramatic at this point*

Zane: Brother, don't leave me!

Fisherman: . . . . . .

Kai: Bro, you can just climb up the stairs.

Jay: *very dramatically throws open monastery door*

Jay: *very dramatically walks across the beach and towards the ocean*

Lloyd: *drama intensifies* You can't just lock Zane in there! He's too innocent! Jay, come back!

Jay: *very dramatically steps into the water*

Cole: *dramatically falls over Kai* What is he doing?!

Master Wu: *dramatically sips tea*

Jay: *dramatically closes eyes as a huge wave stands over him*

*cue slow motion and sad, dramatic music*

Everyone: *dramatically le gasp*

*sUsPeNsE*

Ocean: *yeets rock at Jay*

*dramatic music abruptly stops*

Jay: Ow!

Message in the water: Take Zane out of the basement, sweetie – Nya

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Zane: It's alright. I forgive you.

Jay: *dramatically falls at Zane's feet* Oh, thank you, kind man!

Cole: No, Nya is right. We're all gonna perish without her one day–

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