I may sometimes write casual dialogue things along with proper one-shots.

Things may get overly exaggerated and unrealistic because that's the aim of these. 😁

I'll call them "itty-bitties".

Headcanon: After the events of S15, the Ninja go to the beach every single day to "visit" Nya.

And one day this happened.

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*The Ninja arrive at the beach*

Cole: *breathes* Gotta love that salty sea air.

Jay: *stares at the ocean*

Lloyd: Jay? You good, buddy?

Jay: *sighs* I just miss her.

Kai: We all do.

Jay: *takes out the yin-yang medallion* We even got engaged.

Zane: Somethings are just not meant to be, Jay.

*Sad music continues*

Jay: She was so excited. She wouldn't stop talking about everything she would do for our wedding. I was just as happy.

Cole: *sniffs* You're gonna make me cry, man.

Jay: *wipes tears* I loved her. And if her turning into the ocean is preventing us from starting a life together then I'll marry the ocean!

*Sad music stops*

Pixal: Pardon?

Jay: Yes. That's what I'll do.

Kai: You can't marry the entire ocean, Jay!

Jay: Oh yes, I can. Watch me!

Jay: *turns towards the ocean* Hey, ocean! You wanna marry me? I got a flying ship for our honeymoon! We can go to the moon and eat buckets of honey there!

*Crickets chirping*

Lloyd: Is that how you proposed to Nya? No wonder she'd rather become the ocean than spend her entire life with you.

Cole: *shushes Lloyd* Shh, let him speak.

*A wave of water washes over Jay*

Jay: She said "yes"!

Everyone except Kai: *cheers*

Kai: What?

*Wind blows over the water*

Jay: I love you too, sweetheart!

Cole: *cries* This is beautiful!

Cole: *wipes nose and rubs it off on Lloyd's gi*

Lloyd: *too busy clapping to notice*

Jay: Call in the Padre! Prepare for the wedding!

Everyone except Kai: Yes, sir!

Kai: No! Call the mental hospital!

Pixal: Someone ring the mental hospital to come and take Kai away.

Kai: No, Jay needs the hospital!

Lloyd: Your ignorance needs the hospital. Can't you see how happy the ocean is?

*Ocean shifts about casually with seagulls flying overhead*

Kai: *facepalms*

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*A wedding takes place at the beach*

Padre: Do you, Mr Jay Walker, take this ocean to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Jay: I do!

Cole: *cries uncontrollably*

Zane: *pats Cole's shoulder*

Padre: And do you, Miss Ocean Smith–

Kai: Miss Ocean what now?

Padre: –take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

*A wave washes over the Padre*

Kai: Stop responding, you stupid ocean!

Padre: If anyone can show why they may not be lawfully wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Kai: Objection!

Cole: Objection overruled!

Kai: I haven't even spoken.

Lloyd: No one cares.

Kai: Are you on my side or Jay's?

Lloyd: Jay's.

Kai: What? Why?

Lloyd: Because I ship Jaya.

Kai: This isn't Jaya. It's . . . uh . . . Jocean!

Cole: Let the guy do what he wants, Kai.

Kai: I cannot bear to see Jay marrying someone else besides Nya.

Zane: But Nya merged into the ocean. Technically, she is the ocean. On that note, Jay is marrying Nya.

Kai: No, she–

Padre: Silence! Your objection has been overruled. Now, hold your peace.

Kai: But–

Padre: No buts! I now pronounce you man and ocean. You may now kiss the water body.

Everyone: *cheers and claps*

Jay: *plunges face into the water*

Kai: Am I the only one concerned for Jay's mental well-being here?

Jay: *emerges with a wet face* The ocean is now my wife and all the marine animals and species are now my children. Including the Merlopians.

Kai: I–

Cole: Ooh, always wanted to be a shark's uncle!

Kai: . . .

Jay: Padre, I want you to inform the government to ban swimming, fishing and all kinds of ship trading. I don't want people splashing around in my wife and eating my kids for dinner.

Padre: Consider it done, sir.

Pixal: What a lovely event! Now, let's go home before Master Wu starts to panic.

Jay: *blows a kiss towards the ocean* Good-bye, sweetie! I'll see you tomorrow.

Kai: You live on land and your *cough* wife does not. How is that gonna work out for ya?

Jay: Don't worry. We'll manage. Right, hon?

*A wave splashes water on Jay's face*

Jay: *pulls a starfish off his head* See? Ocean agrees.

Kai: You're a human that lives on dry land and your wife just lays there, being the ocean. It's not healthy for a relationship when the couple lives separately.

Lloyd: If you objected their holy matrimony then why are you helping them have a "healthy" relationship?

Kai: I'm not helping them. I'm telling Jay to divorce his wife because it just isn't gonna work.

Jay: *gasps* You divorce your wife!

Kai: Uh, I don't have a wife.

Jay: Exactly.

Kai: Huh?

Jay: But you do have a point.

Jay: *thinks and then snaps his fingers* I know what to do!

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Edna: Jay, honey, why have you dragged us and the trailer all the way out from the desert and onto the beach?

Jay: So we can live closer to my wife, Ma.

Ed: Your wife, son?

Jay: *gestures at the ocean* Mom, Dad, meet the love of my life. The ocean!

*Crickets chirping*

Edna: *shrieks gleefully and hugs Jay* My baby's married!

Ed: *wipes tears* I really wanted to see you settle down before I died.

Kai: *facepalms again* If I ever found out that my son got married to a body of water, I would disown him quicker than the speed of light.

Zane: That is not very supportive, Kai. I can tell that you'll be a terrible father.

Kai: Shut up, Zane.

Lloyd: *smirks* You know, "Ocean" could just be Nya going along with Jay's plan to get married.

*Silence*

Kai: This is not the Jaya wedding I had in mind.

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Me neither, Kai. Me neither. 😅😉