Watch me make this Pythagoras Love Triangle. Kamaitachi gonna be with two humans fufu. I really love the triangle >3o

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"You want to go on a date with me?" Madoka tilted his head.

"We're a couple aren't we? So we should do things couples do and going in dates is one right?" Kamaitachi replied.

"If you want to have one so badly then fine. But where are we going to have the date? I doubt the human world will work for us, since you'll appear in your normal form compared to Ungaikyō"

He had a point there, it'd be kind of weird if Madoka went on a date with a weasel. So maybe it would be better to have the date somewhere in the yokai world. That way Kamaitachi stayed in his human form.

"You guys could just have like a walk around the town or whatever, maybe in the forest. Have a picnic?" Onibi suggested.

"A walk actually sounds nice"

The three looked over to see Kasane walking toward them.

"What are you doing here Kasane?" Madoka questioned.

"Well I saw you three wander off so I decided to see what you up to. Didn't think I'd hear you talking about setting up some sort of date" Kasane grinned.

"..Right..um, I'm going to head back to the ramen stand now and keep Kyuubi-no-kitsune company. See you later Kamaitachi!"

"Wha- Onibi!!" Kamaitachi exclaimed, watching as Onibi ran off giggling. He sighed, looking over to Kasane and Madoka who seemed confused. "So..are you here to offer ideas for where we can a date or.."

"Wherever is fine"

"..wait do you think you're coming along with us?" Kamaitachi stared blankly at Kasane.

"Yep"

"I- When the hell did I start dating you?!"

"Right now apparently. Madoka doesn't seemed bothered by it"

"We're a love triangle now" Madoka sighed.

"....Humans..are so, WEIRD! Fine whatever, I'm dating two humans now!" Kamaitachi said with a flushed face.

Did he just let Kasane get involved in his and Madoka's relationship? Basically. But what could he do against it, Madoka seemed fine with it. Besides Kasane didn't seem like too bad of a person. He's learned his lesson from trying to use yokais and all after all.

"Wait hold on!" 

"What?" Kasane questioned.

"I'm dating the two people who attacked me before!"

"Correction, I attacked you. But that was what I was ordered to do by Kasane here" Madoka said.

"Like that matters! What twisted love is this.."

"Hey hey, you can't deny you love us though can you?" Kasane grinned.

"I- Fair enough..now shut up and go on a damn date with me already you two!"

Kasane chuckled as Madoka simply sighed. Both of them grabbed Kamaitachi's hands and began dragging him around on a walk. The two found it amusing whenever the weasel yokai pouted in frustration about being dragged around. 

Sometimes he ended up dragging the two around instead, having to get them to focus on the date. He caught Onibi spying on them a few times, giving him a thumbs up. Of course the other two didn't seem to notice. That didn't surprise him considering they were getting so easily distracted.

"Hey isn't this the giant maple tree" Madoka asked, pointing to the maple tree.

"Huh? Obviously-" Kamaitachi said in reply, looking up. "Ungaikyō what the hell-"

Madoka and Kasane looked up as well to see Ungaikyō sitting on a branch of the maple tree. But Momiji was also there, sitting next to him. They looked down at the three curiously. 

"What..? We're just relaxing in a tree.." Ungaikyō said.

"When did you get together with Kasane too, Madoka, Kamaitachi"

"Like a couple minutes ago. Neither of us bothered stopping him so, I'm dating two humans now" Kamaitachi replied with a sigh.

"Well good luck with that, I'm going to just stick with Ungaikyō here" 

The weasel yokai could hear the two Katanashu chuckle before yet again being pulled away by them. They did know he could walk right? Yet he didn't bother arguing against pulled around by them. It wasn't really worth it. Besides he was geing used to it and didn't mind if it was them dragging him around the place.

. . .

"It looks like you three have had fun" Kyuubi said as the three sat down at the stand.

Kamaitachi had figured that Onibi would tell Kyuubi all about how he had gained a second boyfriend. 

"How'd the date go?!" Onibi immediately asked.

"Pretty good, mainly got dragged around by these two. We found Ungaikyō and Momiji sitting in he big maple tree"

"Were they kissing?"

"Nope and even if they were I'd dragged these two the hell away from there since that's really awkward..."

The three watched as Onibi and Kamaitachi continued talking about what had happened so far that day. Kyuubi covered a small smile on his face with his face before clearing his throat. This got the attention of the two Katanashu.

"If you aren't going to be eating any ramen, hurry up and leave. I don't have time for people who aren't going to eat anything"

"Come on now Owner, is that anyway to treat your customers?" Kasane chuckled.

"You're not customers unless you're making food or eating already"

"Alright alright we'll make food then"

"I'll make it!" Kamaitachi said, standing up and going behind the counter. "Just tell me what kind of toppings you want or you can get them yourselves"

"Onibi, come here, I want to talk to you" Kyuubi said.

"Huh? Okay" Onibi replied, following Kyuubi away from the stand.

He knew he could trust Kamaitachi to watch his ramen stand for a few minutes. Not that they'd dare to leave without paying. That would only bring trouble. Anyone who dared didn't pay for their ramen would face his wrath. No one wanted that.

"So what did you want to talk about?"

"Shush and I'll tell you"