Here we are now waiting for my go to come in the beauty salon. It actually looks really expensive with the quality of decoration. So we decided to play Dare or Dare. Basically, same thing because it's more fun like that. 

I gave Reece a dare which was to masturbate on the door. People walked  past him whilst giving him dirts. I couldn't stop laughing at that. The manager came and told him to stop doing inappropriate stuff otherwise they will kick him out. And that's the end of his dare.

" What's mine? " impatiently I asked.

" I dare you to makeout with me for 5 minutes "

" I told you no dirty dares allowed " I think he is gone horny after masturbating on the door. Didn't know boys could get turned on by a door.

"Fine" he rolls his eyes at me " Do a makeup tutorial and I will record it on my phone"

" Here it goes 

Aren't you tired of your crush not noticing well then here are 10 Easy steps to get your crush's attention.

" HOW TO LOOK ABSOLUTELY PERFECT IN 10 EASY STEPS"

1) First thing to do is wash your face with mud which will completely clear out your skin. You won't even see your  own skin in fact that's how deeply it cleans your skin.

2) Secondly you get a squishy egg which are best found during Easter time put some beige/ brown paint on it depending on your skin tone. Then you use that little squishy spongy egg and dab it on your face, dab it, dab it . Yes there you go !

3) Then you get a huge round elephant toothbrush and rub it all over your face which will blend in the paint well.

4) After that you get a product called 'Too faced' if you don't have enough faces then this will give you more face.

5) You get a baby hair comb and put the black paint in it then comb it gently on your eyelashes. Now your eyelashes look like wheat grass. Beautiful right? Nature is definitely beautiful.

6) And you don't need to put eyeshadow your tired eyes will be enough to makes your eye darker.

7) Now under your eyes you must have huge eyebags you don't need to do anything there just leave them because they are the latest Gucci bags god has already gifted you with. You won't have to go to the store to buy any new Gucci bags because they are stuck right onto your face.

8) Now draw your eyebrows make sure they all join up in the middle this will definitely make you stand out if you are walking past lots of hot guys in a huge crowd.

9) You can also get a highlighter yes the one that you highlight your notes with .  Then you apply it on you nose and the sides of your forehead. You use multi-colour of highlighter to make your face look more highlighted. 

10) Finally you apply a coloured gluestick on your lips  any colour of your choice. And if you really love someone or have a crush on that person just give them a kiss and your lips will be glued together. Now that's a benefit for you.

There you have it now you will look like the most beautiful human being now. You can thank me later. 

Now walk out of the house in a crowdy place. You might realise that people are looking at you and laughing at you well now you have made people laugh is well with your makeup skills. Think of this as a positive sign. " I reply back exhausted with the long speech and definitely out of breathe. 

" By far that is the worst makeup tutorial not that I have  seen any before but I am pretty sure no one uses an elephant toothbrush or highlighters or gluesticks on their faces "  He laughs at me instead of encouraging me .Great I made a fool of myself again.

 Before I could say anything the lady interrupts me "Ms. Zoey Ross you are next"

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