tanjiro:
how do I tell someone to kindly fuck off?

sabito:
,,,

tanjiro?

tanjiro:
yes?

sabito:
just wanted to check if its really you

,,,

send a picture of you holding up 3 fingers

wait no

thats too basic

send a pic of you holding your ha d above your eyebrow

tanjiro:
what,,,

sabito:
jokes aside

repeat that question

tanjiro:
just scroll up?

sabito:
I need details

tanjiro:
muichiro is really clingy

sabito:
thought you'd never notice

you know he prolly wants tk get into ur pants

tanjiro:
no he's still after inosuke

sabito:
you dense idiot

oblivious moron

tanjiro:
no jm serious

he's trying to get close and asks an unhealthy amount of questions about jnosuke

sabito:
nah its too early for me to understand wtf is actually going on

tanjiro:
understandable

btw

you threatened muichiro?

sabito:
news travel fast i see

if you ever need a bodyguard

you know where to find me

tanjiro:
,,,

a 13 year old threw hands with you and you lost

sabito:
WOW OKAY SLOW DOWN WITH THE SLANDER

I let him win cuz im a gentleman

tanjiro:
you cried

sabito:
YOU WOUKD CRY TOO IF THEY INSULT YOUR HAIR

listen bro

you just don't casually beat up a 13 year old

tanjiro:
you literally beat up a 15 year old and ran away from the police afterwards

sabito:
he deserved it

tanjiro:
so,,

do u have some kinda advice

cuz muichiro can get really annoying

I wouldn't mind hanging out if we actually talked like friends

but its all inosuke this and inosuke that

like????

you lived with him too for a while? what did you do then?

talk about the weather?

sabito:
calm down samurai

and since when do you text so casually

tanjiro:
since I met inosuke

sabito:
explains some things

so

anywayyyys

just lie to him

its what I always do

"i have a meeting" this and that

idk how your work works

I only read manga about it

tanjiro:
,,,

sabito:
how's lil sis

tanjiro:
don't act like she's your sister

sabito:
ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

how's my little sister

tanjiro:
ew

she's okay i think

I dont see her that often

sabito:
do you know why she broke up with zenitsu?

tanjiro:
no she doesn't want to talk about it

but it was something about their behavior to each other

sabito:
inch resting

tanjiro:
stop

sabito:
and how r u

miss that pig yet?

tanjiro:
I-

yes

obviously

like a lot

actually

wait a second

I think im going to cry

sabito:
dude

,,,

omg

you're like in love love

now now

get home early

ima bring something to eat

and drink

and we'll drink our sorrows away

tanjiro:
what sorrows do you have?

sabito:
listen dude

this family is falling apart

and I cannot do this shit sober

tanjiro:
knowing you im surprised you held yourself together until now

sabito:
I know impressive right

tanjiro:
just like every word that comes out of your mouth

sabito:
stop hanging out with inosuke. your sarcasm gets too good

tanjiro:
insouke not even here

sabito:
welp

okay maybe I'll cry a little too