rainbow dash cum jar

shiro kinnie:
no cuz can we talk about zenitsu and inosuke sucking each other off?

the one with a brain:
they what

unalive me:
omfg

pizza planet:
omfg 2

boar:
so we were at the dorm

and one of us was on the bed

unalive me:
STOP

shiro kinne:
NOT HOW YOU DID IT

BUT WHY

pikachu:
we both were horny

boar:
and we didn't want to go out

pikachu:
and didn't want to search for one night stands

shiro kinnie:
wait

didn't zenitsu identify as straight back then

pikachu:
just bros being bros

its not gay if you have socks on

boar:
hate to break it to you

but you didn't have socks on

you also didn't say no homo

it was very gay that day

pikachu:
night*

boar:
right

honestly if I was single

I'd do it again

shiro kinnie:
don't make tanjiro and muichiro jealous-

pizza planet:
im seeing someone

but go off ig

pikachu:
yeah

haha

thx to me

cuz im such a good wingman

shiro kinnie:
((;;;

who is it

pizza planet:
sanemi

boar:
salami????

pikachu:
why r u so surprised

Tanjiro K.:
when I texted him after he deleted my number he thought its genya and said he saw him making out with sanemi

maybe bc of this?

shiro kinnie:
they're brothers tho????????

boar:
they are?

the one with a brain:
its still good black mail tho

one of them likes the twins from ouran high school host club

so yk

boar:
I think it was genya

cuz if he didn't like em

he wouldn't be scared of my threats

be happy you got the good sibling muichiro

shiro kinnie:
so yall dating?

sanemi and muichiro?

omgggggg

salami on pizza

them

pikachu:
omg thats genius

boar:
salami pizza

pizza planet:
I want to die

no we're not dating

not rly

just sometimes hanging out

boar:
isn't he like aggressive?

pikachu:
aren't you like the same?

shiro kinnie:
got him

anywhore

muc8hiro you're the last virgin in this group

hurry up

pizza planet:
im not a virgin??

shiro kinnie:
,,,

boar:
,,, 2

pikachu:
,,, 3

unalive me:
yk

if sanemi joins this group

zenitsu, sabito, inosuke and sanemi will probably be the chaotic ones

and on our side, we will be the chill ones

the only difference is that mucihiro isn't rich

pizza planet:
i was a med student

I can get rich

shiro kinnie:
good luck with that

unalive me:
just bc you lost the lottery doesnt mean he'll fail with his med stuff

shiro kinnie:
I cannot believe my own boyfriend went against me like that

boar:
whi even tries to win the lottery at this time and age??

pikachu:
they have a point

shiro kinnie:
OKAY

enough about me

cuz j think all you have to say about me is just bad stuff

INOSUKE

you said after graduation you're gone

boar:
ew you sound like a grandma

shiro kinnie:
called it

boar:
I just have to deal with sum stuff then im gone

then I dont have to see your face anymore

pikachu changed rainbow dash cum jar to sabito slander page

shiro kinnie:
giyuu darling im taking on your role

im the suicidal one in the relationship from now on

unalive me:
oh god

we both know you're better at dying than me

pizza planet:
fr I freaked out when u died for a moment

pikachu:
right. I thought we were in some movie

boar:
mf just died

shiro kinnie:
vibe check from life

unalive me:
don't dare making another vibe check

shiro kinnie:
life itself wants to get rid of me

its always sabitos death experience

its never inosukes near death experience

Tanjiro K.:
what????

pikachu:
the man

the legend

is back

as soon as its abt the pig

boar:
so yeah I got stabbed during a fight

but

enough abt death

more about christmas

pizza planet:
??

boar:
I found weed on the street and it legit felt like christmas