zen:
do u want me to set u up?

pizza god:
no?

zen:
letsa go suffering from one sided love then??

just trying help you

pizza god:
just not in the mood

zen:
just cuz its not inosuke?

pizza god:
yes

zen:
remember what you said last time?

"I'll get over him"

pizza god:
well not now

zen:
you look pathetic

pizza god:
I stand by that

zen:
smh

just go to that date and if u don't like him then you cam just ghost him

or u can just be friends

maybe you'll start dating

pizza god:
dunno

zen:
welp

just go

if you arrive there and would rather die than be there, just say ur feeling sick

pizza god:
okay okay

zen:
great

ima give him ur number then

okay?

pizza god:
yea

zen:
I know im forcing u but know that at some point tanjiro and insouke would feel uncomfortable

pizza god:
right

zen:
you know at first I thought you'd fall for tanjiro

but look at you. aiming for inosuke

pizza god:
tanjiro?

what did I do that made it seem that way?

zen:
don't know

you just kinda gave off that vibe

also I once saw you scrolling through tanjiros Wikipedia page

sooooooooo

pizza god:
ohhh

I was just jealous

zen:
obviously

pizza god:
so who's that guy?

zen:
you'll see

pizza god:
now im scared

zen:
you should be

pizza god:
istfg if its some creep

zen:
,,,

you'll see

pizza god:
omfg

zen:
dw

if its bad you can kill me

I've already planned my funeral

pizza god:
fr?

zen:
[zen sent you a PowerPoint]

pizza god:
power point?

zen:
with animation and pictures

pizza god:
pls just concentrate on your work

for the love of whatever God you believe in

zen:
are you indirectly insulting my PowerPoint??

pizza god:
you want me to do it directly?

zen:
I want you to die

pizza god:
me too

zen:
good

pizza god:
yeah

,,,

maybe I should also plan my funeral

zen:
,,,,

do you want some advice?

pizza god:
maybe

so about that guy

zen:
you already interested?

pizza god:
just making sure he isn't a criminal

zen:
inosuke is a criminal and ur interested in him

pizza god:
this isn't abt him rn

zen:
mhm

so do you want to meet up for the funeral planning?

pizza god:
,,yes

my place?

zen:
yes

be there shortly

____________________

pikachu:
do you want to plan you funeral with muichiro and me?

dad tm:
thats a waste of time

but just like my life

where are you?