tom:
you won't guess what just happened

enemy #2:
what

tom:
I was on the phone with some people to get Inosuke out. And I could hear Inosuke talking in the background.

enemy #2:
is he okay?

tom:
probably better than ever

enemy #2:
I mean true to be honest

tom:
yea,,,

anyways

then before I or the cop could end the call, I hear one of the cops say

"Why do you keep stealing and vandalizing if you have sugar daddies, inosuke"

enemy #2:
omg,,,

I hope the cops are still alive

tom:
mhm

they're letting him out soon

they just need to cancel some things in the system

should I tell your driver to get him?

enemy #2:
yes

I'll be off to the meeting then

tom:
ok

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sugar daddy #2 ig:
tanjiros driver will pick you up

so pls don't fight the driver

criminal:
took yall longer to get me out than I thought

sugar daddy #2 ig:
you sat there only abt 6 hours

criminal:
6 hours too much

so when does tanjiros meeting end?

sugar daddy #2 ig:
i gave you his schedule. just check it

criminal:
destroyed by the cops Sherlock

sugar daddy #2 ig:
then I dont know

criminal:
????isn't that ur work

to know?????

sugar daddy #2 ig:
partly

criminal:
whatever

send me his new schedule

or ill start writing tomioka x sabito office au fanfic

sugar daddy #2 ig:
omfg

[sugar daddy #2 ig send you # files]

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sugar daddy #1:
are you home?

inobaka <3:
ye

when r u coming back?

sugar daddy #1:
waiting for the car now

should I order something to eat?

inobaka <3:
can you cook something instead?

sugar daddy #1:
you like my cooking?

inobaka <3:
no. I just prefer to suffer while eating

kshdbsb

if i didn't i wouldn't ask for u to make it

sugar daddy #1:
right

what happened today that the police got you?

inobaka <3:
oh right

you remember this hobby fighting thingy that I do

sugar daddy #1:
yeah

inobaka <3:
the police found us. many of us got taken to the station

sugar daddy #1:
are you hurt?

inobaka <3:
nope

at least I don't think so

anygay

a son of a cop is also one of those fighter

ironic right

and I was fighting w him a couple of times

today we both got caught

but the pigs only took me to the station

sugar daddy #1:
honestly I thought you killed a person or something

I never heard or noticed that you got/get arrested

inobaka <3:
fr?

I once got arrested for stealing batteries

sugar daddy #1:
,,,what

inobaka <3:
it was when I was still in college

I needed some for a vibrator

sugar daddy #1:
too much

inobaka <3:
sure is

was a joke

I saw some trick on yt how u can make fire w batteries and I was rly impressed

you really believe everything i say

sugar daddy #1:
well,,

inobaka <3:
I could say I once stole a police car

sugar daddy #1:
did you?

inobaka <3:
ofc not

but j once ate oil paint and was in the hospital for 3 days

sugar daddy #1:
okay but this is also a joke right?

inobaka <3:
nope

that actually happened

instead of hiding all the alc in ur house u better hide oil paints

sugar daddy #1:
the alcohol stays hidden

inobaka <3:
fuck

sugar daddy #1:
but we can drink some wine while having dinner

inobaka <3:
fancy stuff ig

_____________________

rainbow dash cum jar

boar:
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shiro kinnie:
thx man

have been waiting for this

depressed shit:
I cannot fucking believe this shit