inobaka <3:
okay don't freak out

gonpachiro <3:
I dont know if thats possible at this point since knowing you

inobaka <3:
trust me on this one

gonpachiro <3:
okay,,,

inobaka <3:
im in a cop car on my way to the station  and will prolly sit in these weird ass jail thingies

yk these jail box thingies at the station

gonpachiro <3:
you got arrested?????

are you okay?

inobaka <3:
better than ever

gonpachiro <3:
you actually surprised me with this one

what police station?

should I come get you

shouldn't you write that in the group chat

inobaka <3:
nah the others don't need to know

I asked the cops what police station

they just straight up ignored me

ask tomioka to do this badass thing where assistants hack the whole world just to find a piece of information

gonpachiro <3:
you read too much comics

inobaka <3:
maybe I do

gonpachiro <3:
so j can tell tomioka?

inobaka <3:
ye ye

im pretty sure these guys r gonna take my phone away real soon

so before they're gon do that

I'll tell you a story

abt what happened

well not really

but listen

they take me and day these rights speech that they always cut off half way on tv

so then that one dude takes the handcuffs off of his waist

and I look him in the eyes

in the SOUL

and say something like

oh very kinky. whats next police role play? s&m perhaps

and he turns bright red

and takes the handcuffs back

puts them completely out of my sight

they just don't know what life is abt

gonpachiro <3:
you invited a cop for sex?

inobaka <3:
well I wasn't serious

its my first time getting arrested by this guy

gonpachiro <3:
by this guy??

inobaka <3:
well at first it was always urokodaki

really mean guy

now it was hotaru

not much nicer

but younger

gonpachiro <3:
you have a bad habit of saying you have the hots for other guys in front of your boyfriend

inobaka <3:
oops

sorry

then let me talk abt you

let's pretend you're not you for a second

like I know im gon sit in jail for a couple of hours

but after I somehow get out

my bf won't let go of me for the rest of the day

he'll prolly hug me for the whole night too

you should see his face when hes worried

cutest shit ever

he may look badass and classy on magazines and stuff

but in private hes all cute and soft

and don't let me start abt his body

hot damn

you should see it

gonpachiro <3:
okay

okay

inosuke

omg

pls

inobaka <3:
gonpachiro

don't interrupt me on my bragging of my boyfriend

gonpachiro <3:
youre gonna be the end of me

inobaka <3:
probably

but right now I think we arrived at the station

farewell my love

gonpachiro <3:
wait wait
delivered

don't go just yet
delivered

________________________

enemy #2:
so you know where he is??

tom:
yes

enemy #2:
let's bail him out

tom:
I'd like to hear the whole story

enemy #2:
me too tbh