personal Gordon Ramsey:
so what was that porn called?

ino:
wait a sec

I'll send u the link

personal Gordon Ramsey:
nice

ino:
I also need some advice

personal Gordon Ramsey:
abt tanjiro?

ino:
yes

personal Gordon Ramsey:
it's the first time I've seen you use "yes"

usually u say yee or sumthin

ino:
welp

anygay

here's the link

[now since you've seen the porn i watch, we're real friends]

personal Gordon Ramsey:
thx

so abt tanjiro

ino:
okay im gonna try to cut it short

anywhore

I like him a lot but I don't think we'll be happy together cuz we have different goals in life where we prolly won't see each other u kno how we basically started out and idk

personal Gordon Ramsey:
let me see what i can do with this little information

u kno

talk to him

abt it

so he can understand what ur issue is

ino:
I cannot look him in the eyes if im prolly abt to break his heart

personal Gordon Ramsey:
break his heart?

ino:
I need to tell him that I like him (which he knows) bit won't be happy with him

I dunno bout u but id be heartbroken

personal Gordon Ramsey:
right

ask him if u can text then

u kno how this one song by cavetown goes

sumthin like

we can talk on the floor

on the phone if u prefer

or sumthin like that

ino:
can I do that?

personal Gordon Ramsey:
prolly

I mean if he likes u he won't have anything against it

try it

ino:
but its nerf or nothing

personal Gordon Ramsey:
this time its

my way or the highway

ino:
thx man

ur right

personal Gordon Ramsey:
where r u btw?

ino:
I broke into his house

personal Gordon Ramsey:
do u have a spare key?

ino:
ye

I stole his keys and made one myself

personal Gordon Ramsey:
how are you still not in prison?

ino:
like mr bean said

magic

anygay

gotta go

tanjiro texted me

personal Gordon Ramsey:
have fun then

ino:
oh and

thx for always helping me

personal Gordon Ramsey:
who stole inosukes phone

jk

but ur welcome

now go figure out ur love problems

__________________________

zuko to my sokka:
you're not at work?

inobaka <3:
you're at my work?

zuko to my sokka:
yes

where are you?

inobaka <3:
at your house

I invited myself in

zuko to my sokka:
okay

I'll be there in 30 mins

inobaka <3:
cool

oh and

your fridge is empty

zuko to my sokka:
,,,

inobaka <3:
sorry

zuko to my sokka:
its okay

no one was eating the food anyway

inobaka <3:
hbu?

zuko to my sokka:
not rly

I was w u on my lunch breaks that was abt the only time I ate

inobaka <3:
idiot

zuko to my sokka:
is there something specific I should buy

inobaka <3:
go back in the store and tell bob to give u the instant lasagna

and to put it on my bill

the lasagna there is really good

zuko to my sokka:
ok

inobaka <3:
also can we talk when ur back?

zuko to my sokka:
oh

is it something bad?

inobaka <3:
I dunno

zuko to my sokka:
oh okay

I'll be there soon
44 minutes ago

inobaka <3:
sry for talking like this

zuko to my sokka:
its okay

if u r more comfortable this way

inobaka <3:
jesus fucking christ

even over text its hard

zuko to my sokka:
now ur scaring me,,

inobaka <3:
well how do u think I feel?

okay gimme a min to think abt how to say it

zuko to my sokka:
its okay

take ur time

inobaka <3 is typing...

inobaka <3:
so, I really like you, and I'm sure you know. like I've never liked someone like this before and stuff. and I do want to be together with you, like more than friends, I want to call you my boyfriend and stuff. like I like like you, you know. so but my problem is that I, probably soon, will leave. leave as in leave this country possibly for some time. like for some long time. and I know you like to do your business work and its something important to you because it's a family thing. so we kinda really much go into two different directions with life. and if im going to be with you, I have the feeling that we both will hold each other back and everything will be like when we first got together. like we won't be completely satisfied and happy, you know? and I don't want to lead you on, give you false hope. so thats what I wanted to say.
2 minutes ago

pls don't talk I cannot look into ur eyes rn,,,,,,,, ,djhfdbjskshdvf

zuko to my sokka:
okay sorry

so you're talking about the relationship we would have in the future, right?

inobaka <3:
ye

zuko to my sokka:
but you still like me and actually want to be with me?

inobaka <3:
yea

I know that sounds dumb

zuko to my sokka:
it doesn't

really

if you want to leave, I wouldn't hold you back, you know right

can we be together for this little while until you decide to leave?

im ready to wait for you forever

but it would make me really happy if ur be my side until you leave

only if its okay with you

completely understandable if its not,,,,

inobaka <3:
you are willing to wait until I'm back? even if its years?

u know how unstable I am. I'm not hiding it. I dont know what will happen to me during that time

zuko to my sokka:
I am

you told me about your unplanned plans for the future

I just want to be with you

even if it will take years until that happens

______________________

"Oh my fuck" Inosuke puts his phone down and hides his face between his knees.

Tanjiro also looks up from his phone and scoots over to Inosuke "Are you alright?" Inosuke nods and looks up "So what do you say, can we be together for this short period of time?"

Inosuke nods again and pulls Tanjiro into a hug, just to not to look into his eyes "Yeah. I was afraid, you won't want to see me after I said that, so I was kind of scared"

"I wouldn't. I completely understand" he pulls Inosuke closet to him, if that was even possible "So its a yes?"

"Yes"

___________________________

rainbow dash cum jar

boar:
Selena and the weekend are back together

depressed shit:
who?

pika pika:
omg,,,,,, they are?

Tanjiro K.:
no

but inosuke and I are

boar:
exactly what I said

_________________________

zen:
so they're back together

r u okay?

pizza guy:
yeah

why wouldn't I be?

zen:
well you like inosuke so I thought

pizza guy:
I'll get over it