pig furrsona:
im an idiot

ded mf:
wbk

pig furrsona:
sabito

I need advice from another idiot in love with also a business man

ded mf:
love huh (;

u in love w tanjiro?

pig furrsona:
u better shut ur mouth

ded mf:
never

anyways

you need love advice from meeeeee

pig furrsona:
kinda

i need to know how ur relationship w tomioka is going

ded mf:
before I start telling you abt my sex life

what exactly do ya wanna kno

pig furrsona:
u kno how I had problems with tanjiro cuz he was always busy and avoiding me right?

ded mf:
yep

pig furrsona:
so we talked it out

so rn as friends we don't have this problem anymore

ded mf:
thats good

pig furrsona:
so now

the thing is

ded mf:
here it comes

pig furrsona:
I still like him right

and

maybe

possibly

ded mf:
you wanna get back together with him

pig furrsona:
right

BUT

what if I won't be happy then?

ded mf:
wdym?

pig furrsona:
u kno how I like to do dumb shit n stuff

always free

doing dumb jobs that don't pay well

always unstable

literal social reject

useless citizen

ded mf:
okay this isn't 2016 and definetly not the roast yourself challenge

go on

pig furrsona:
so

and tanjiro hes all like fancy dancy mf

expensive wine

this and that

socks for 11000 yen

yk

ded mf:
ye

two different worlds

Hannah Montana but you're actually two ppl

pig furrsona:
u know it

so

I know I don't wanna stay here forever and work for bob for thw rest of my life

I wanna do shit in other places too

ded mf:
ye ye

so what is the problem now?

pig furrsona:
if we get back together. tanjiro and I

I don't think we will care enough for each other to stay together

like ill leave

and he'll do his company work thing

so is it rly worth it?

ded mf:
yo,,,

pig furrsona:
how r u and depressed shit doing?

ded mf:
well we both work and see each other in the morning and sometimes evening

yk these manga/hwa/hua where one of em is coming home late cuz of work

pig furrsona:
and ur happy like that?

full offense btw

ded mf:
sometimes we see each other more often  but thats like the basic

idk sometimes I want more

but I love him so as long as he's by my side I'm happy ig

yk we also had problems like u and tanjiro

but we figured it out

pig furrsona:
ok

I just dunno if ill be happy?

ded mf:
then talk abt it w tanjiro before giving him false hope

pig furrsona:
thx ig

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sabito/shiro:
we have a problem

pika pika bitch:
when I said ill help you when ur having problems I didn't mean you can make ur problems mine too

sabito/shiro:
its abt inosuke

pika pika bitch:
I don't have enough money to bail him out of jail

sabito/shiro:
no

it's abt him and his feelings

pika pika bitch:
even worse

sabito/shiro:
we prolly have right person wrong time kinda situation

pika pika bitch:
fucked

,,,,

but still these two aren't your fanfiction

sabito/shiro:
yea

they're my kids

pika pika bitch:
even worse

again