bob:
why is that ceo coming over so often?

hes been also sleeping here for a month now

inosuke/son:
im stealing his money

not like directly

but like I stole some forks and stuff

bob:
,,,

if I find semen on my floor I'm going to kill both of you

inosuke/son:
betrayal

bob:
so is he your boyfriend?

inosuke/son:
hes my ex boyfriend

bob:
but you still like him

inosuke/son:
do you read my diary?

bob:
you have a diary?

inosuke/son:
a my little pony one

I just don't write in it

bob:
oh my fuck

sometimes I think you're twelve

inosuke/son:
on a scale of 1-10

yes

bob:
so how're things going with him

inosuke/son:
idk

we just hanging out

ig we sorted out all problems we had

like omfg do you know how often we had some kinda conflicts

anywhore

we talked it out

now we just hanging out every once in a while

maybe we kiss sometimes

bob:
you sound like you're in middle school and kissed someone for the first time behind the school

which is weird bc I know you two had sexual intercourse

inosuke/son:
ppl also call it sex old man

bob:
not appropriate

inosuke/son:
whatever you say

bob:
so do you want to get together with that boy?

inosuke/son:
maybe

,,,

yes

we broke up like 4 months ago or something

and ever since things have been more complicated cuz of the conflicts

bob:
you said you talked all your problems out?

inosuke/son:
yes we did

now we're like regular friends

THE THING IS

im scared that if we get back together he'll break all the promises he made

just like before

bob:
you should trust him more

I know you didn't for a long time, but its time to make small steps you know

inosuke/son:
yeah

bob:
im surprised you're scared about that and not that he'll reject you because he lost his feelings

inosuke/son:
he tells me that he likes me like every second day

Im not worried abt that man

bob:
understandable then

how long do you two know each other?

inosuke/son:
idk

lemme check

holy garlic bread

almost a year now

bob:
okay nice

so his company

inosuke/son:
you know this big ass building like 10 mins away?

this his building

some kinda security company or sum shit

lots of rich ppl

bob:
interesting

inosuke/son:
don't sell them your shit

I already stole them so that they come to the strip club im working at

they're my clients

these idiots mistake me for a girl the whole time

but what can I say

im this pretty

barbie could never

bob:
okay okay

understood

but I know how much you dislike rich people

now you almost date one of them

inosuke/son:
this shit so funny

in our friend group the poor date the rich

but we still poor af

and its the rich that run after the poor

anygay

I do hate them cuz they think they're better

but they all belong to jail

or my bed

anywhore

we talked w em and told them abt our problems w it

and they indeed learned

yk?

bob:
yes

they don't act all high and mighty with you

inosuke/son:
exactly

the other thing is

we're the criminals on the streets yk

and they're all surprised

but for once they learned what fun is

can you believe these ppl never ran away from the police

like okay Mister Elon Musk go do bad stuff that the police supports

bob:
okay okay

now you better come back to work

its almost time for your shift

inosuke/son:
yeah wait a bit

im hiding from the police

bob:
your ceo is here

inosuke/son:
tell him im hiding from the police

______________________

zuko to my sokka:
you're running from the police again???

inobaka <3:
correction

im hiding****

yea but I was running from them like a a minute ago

zuko to my sokka:
be careful

inobaka <3:
cannot promise that

so u at the store again?

zuko to my sokka:
yeah

I bought you food

inobaka <3:
fuck yeah

zuko to my sokka:
so whyre you hiding from the police

inobaka <3:
good question

listen here

I was walking around yk as one does

and I see the police

and I was like

what would happen if I just look at them for a really long time suspiciously and then start running from them

so I did

I was trying to act nervous and shit

and I was locking eyes with one of em two times and after that j just started running

then

omfg

they freaked tf out

and ran after me

these mf took out their guns and were screaming at me like

idk

they were screaming some cop stuff

now im hiding

zuko to my sokka:
im not even surprised

I like you so much

inobaka <3:
well who doesn't

zuko to my sokka:
the police

inobaka <3:
well fuck

zuko to my sokka:
me

inobaka <3:
aren't you the one who fucked me?

zuko to my sokka:
i-

but you were mostly dominating so,,

inobaka <3:
what is this

gay sex podcast or what

zuko to my sokka:
you would probably do something like that

inobaka <3:
yeah I would

hello and today on my gay sex podcast well be talking about bdsm

B ig                          

D isappointment to

S o                           

M any people         

zuko to my sokka:
creative

inobaka <3:
I know

zuko to my sokka:
do you want to stay at my place tonight?

inobaka <3:
yessir

the towels in your bathroom are really nice

zuko to my sokka:
you're coming bc of the towels?

inobaka <3:
partly yes

zuko to my sokka:
hey

inobaka <3:
hi?

zuko to my sokka:
,,,

anyways

do you remember when you wrote in the group chat that you love me?

inobaka <3:
yea you don't let me forget

zuko to my sokka:
I know

did you mean it?

I mean at that time when you wrote it

inobaka <3:
I think I answered that question when you asked me after I wrote that

anygay

the police is gone

I'll be there in like 5 mins

2 if they find me again

zuko to my sokka:
(:

______________________

tom:
where are you?

enemy #2:
I finished work for today and there are no meetings so I'm off

tom:
you're at inosukes?

enemy #2:
yes

tom:
okay

how are things going with him?

enemy #2:
better

much better

we talked everything out

and I think he started to trust me a little bit more

tom:
you still like him?

enemy #2:
ofc

I just don't know how he feels about me

tom:
I think he still likes you in one way or another

he wouldn't go through all this mess just because of some rich man

he hates rich ppl

enemy #2:
who doesn't know that

im pretty sure even my dead parents know

tom:
,,,

okay

im pretty sure you're someone special for him

enemy #2:
you think so?

tom:
I just told you that he hates rich ppl and wouldn't go through this mess for nothing

are you and idiot?

enemy #2:
when it comes to inosuke

yes

tom:
I would insult you but i know im the same with sabito

enemy #2:
he's just so cute but also handsome at the same time

a dangerous combo

tom:
tell that inosuke

enemy #2:
I will once he's here

tom:
he's not at the store?

enemy #2:
he was hiding from the police

tom:
again?

enemy #2:
yea

I was thinking abt doing sumthin like a side fic abt sabigiyuu. good idea?