tom:
where are you
9:14am

tom:
did your alarm not go off?
9:26am

tom:
you can be happy that your schedule isn't full with meetings
9:33am

tanjiro:
sorry

sorry

I fell asleep at Inosukes

we were drinking lots

I can't remember much

but I have a huge hangover
11:34am

tom:
,,, so you won't be coming to work?

tanjiro:
no

cancel everything that's planned today

tom:
u sure?

tanjiro:
I'm the boss of everything here

my word is law

tom:
okay okay will do

so is everything alright with you and Insouke now?

tanjiro:
I don't know

I told u that I don't remember much

I remember crying

tom:
using this for blackmail

why don't u ask him now?

tanjiro:
he isn't here rn

his boss said he's out to deliver something and since he doesn't have a car or license it'll take longer

he told me that I can wait here but idk

tom:
text him idiot

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tanjiro:
when will you be back?

Inosuke <3:
good morning sleeping beauty

next time ur gonna sleep over pls tell me so I can get an extra bed

tanjiro:
sorry

Inosuke <3:
it'll take a lil bit over an hour I think

if ur head hurts ask bob for painkillers or sumthin

tanjiro:
okay

what did I say yesterday?

Inosuke <3:
pfff you don't remember?

tanjiro:
I remember crying

Inosuke <3:
okay so basically

[explain explain, I ain't gon write all that again]

so ye

did you mean all that or was that just drunk talk?

tanjiro:
I meant all that

wish I could say that without being drunk

Insouke <3:
is okay

I know u can't say all that into my face without cryin or drinking

tanjiro:
yeah,,,

so what do you think?

Insouke <3:
I think I'm never going to give you my alc ever again 

tanjiro:
no I mean what do you think abt what I said

Insouke <3:
ahhh

ngl I also missed you

a lot

but I cannot trust u just like that again yk

tanjiro:
understandable

Insouke <3:
but we can start off as friends

if it's actually gonna work it can be something more than just friends

but you know urself how much problems we had

tanjiro:
yea

so we can be friends?

Inosuke <3:
yeah

I don't see why not

you apologized

I have a video of you drunk

so it's fine

tanjiro:
you have what kind of video now

Insouke <3:
hehehhehehehhehe

get wrecked

anygay

does the group chat still exist?

tanjiro:
yeah but no one has really said anything

Inosuke <3:
of course not

I hold this group together

I'm something like your god yk

tanji:
oh my

want me to add you to the group again?

Insouke <3:
yesssss

tanji:
btw what are you delivering?

Insouke <3:
drugs

tanji:
,,,

Insouke <3:
I'm fr rn

bob is kinda a big deal

I help him out every once in a while

tanji:
just dont get in trouble

Insouke <3:
come on sleeping beauty you know me

I'm always in trouble

tanji:
let me rephrase that

don't get yourself killed

Insouke <3:
noted

__________________

rainbow dash cum jar

Tanjiro K. added boar to rainbow dash cum jar

boar:
your favorite homosexual is back

depressed shit:
my favorite homosexual is sabito

boar:
way to ruin my moment

shiro kinnie:
I'm my own favorite homosexual

boar:
I feel like no one likes me. shit I'm taking on toms role

depressed shit:
what is that supposed to mean

boar:
that only sabito likes you

shiro kinnie:
if someone else claims to like him they're gonna meet my fists

Tanjiro K.:
then you better not visit the office

there are a lot of women after him

shiro kinnie:
I'm about to turn into Eren kinnie

pikachu:
am I the only one curious abt what happened to the two idiots

pokeball:
which ones do you mean

boar:
I hope you speak sign language cuz all you're gonna see are these hands