pikachu:
what r u doing?

squirtle:
masturbating

pikachu:
dude wtf

why tell me that

squirtle:
dude calm down

I was joking

I'm at the hospital rn taking the cast off

pikachu:
why the fuck are you so weird

squirtle:
the difference between me and you is that I'm glitter and you're heterosexual glitter aka sand

pikachu:
the blocking button looks so good rn

squirtle:
anywhore

wassup

pikachu:
dude there's a whole boucet of flowers in front of your door

squirtle:
boucet?

pikachu:
shut up idk how to spell that

squirtle:
bouquet

pikachu:
the French are taking over this language

squirtle:
so flowers?

pikachu:
mhm

from Tanjiro

so whatcha gonna do

squirtle:
ima deal with it after I graduate

my biggest concern rn is where I'm actually gonna live after this

I'm starting to believe it's actually the streets

pikachu:
you could ask Tanjiro to stay with him

squirtle:
haha look how funny you are

pikachu:
why not?

squirtle:
if I do that that'll finna look like I'm actually there cuz he's rich

if I don't find anything ima stay at the shop of the old man where I work

pikachu:
can't you stay with muichiro?

squirtle:
I've already been freeloading for some time

plus if he still has that crush on me staying there wouldn't be the best idea

I still like Tanjiro yk

pikachu:
gotta add to red flags in dating: rich ppl

squirtle:
you're still dating a rich person?

pikachu:
rich men*

squirtle:
and sabito and tom?

pikachu:
nah they also had this fight and didn't talk for months

squirtle:
what if Tanjiro and I don't talk for months?

pikachu:
you already haven't talked for weeks

soooo

you sure you want to deal with this after graduation?

squirtle:
yeah

only this month and I'm free to go

pikachu:
you're free to go whenever

squirtle:
shut up

pikachu:
and what if he's over you at the end of the month

squirtle:
lmao then I'm dying

pikachu:
if I knew love has such an effect on you I'd never let you fall in love

squirtle:
seems about right

actions? horrible

tanjiro? good good

pikachu:
Tanjiro caused the actions

squirtle:
wow look at you

suddenly becoming sherlock

pikachu:
yk muichiro told me that you've been crying about Tanjiro multiple times in his arms

squirtle:
wow I thought he's bro

truns out he's just fam

pikachu:
I've never seen you cry and the first person who does is not me?

can you really call us bros after that?

squirtle:
dude you sucked my dick a couple years back

pikachu:
shut up you've done the same to me

squirtle:
bros being bros

I'm surprised you're still straight after that

pikachu:
abt that

squirtle:
omg wait I'm about to tear up

let me get a camera

I need to capture this moment

keep going

you're doing great sweetie

pikachu:
I'm regretting this already

anygay

I think I'm like bi with a preference for women?

idk but definetly not straight

squirtle:
bro congrats on joining the queer sluts club

but now you let Mexico be the only straight one in the group

pikachu:
idk in what world you live in but she came out as pansexual like a really time ago????

squirtle:
bruh I've been calling you two "heterosexual shits" for the longest time???

pikachu:
yeah you're actually an idiot

squirtle:
I take my blowjob back we are no longer bros

pikachu:
bro,,,,

squirtle:
bro

pikachu:
you fr?

squirtle:
nah

you're my best bro

I would never

pikachu:
damn

I love you bro

squirtle:
I love you too bro