pikachu:
why did the nurse tell me you're gone

squirtle:
the police came to arrest me

pikachu:
what??????

squirtle:
dw I'm joking

Muichiro picked me up

I'm at his

he's making food

lolol you know that one Gordon Ramsay meme where he says "finally some good fucking food" or something?

that's how I feel rn

pikachu:
omfg

squirtle:
so yeah

maybe I'll stay here for a couple of days

maybe I'll go back to my dorm and he'll come and check up on me

did you know he's like really good at taking care of ppl

pikachu:
yeah he's a pre-med major or something. yk doctor stuff

squirtle:
tf is he doing in a pizzeria then?

pikachu:
do I look like God to you?

ask him yourself

squirtle:
wait does that mean I'm his lab rat?

pikachu:
I should've never told you

btw did you tell tanjiro that you broke your leg?

squirtle:
no and I'm not planning to

pikachu:
why tho

squirtle:
first of all

he's a busy person, works 24/7. what's gonna change if I would've told him. he wouldn't be able to come over or sum

second of all

he's prolly only gonna offer his money. still annoying if u ask me. what am I gonna do with it? fucking eat it? nah.

third of all

he won't be able to come, will onoy offer his money, and like that will just be worried in his office. I don't need all that. too much stress

I think

pikachu:
you have a point

since you came back from that vacation y'all haven't been doing much right?

squirtle:
we only saw each other like twice after that

pikachu:
oh

didn't he make a promise?

squirtle:
and what do you want me to do?

pikachu:
listen I don't wanna sound like a bad guy here or come between you

squirtle:
but

pikachu:
but

if I was you I would break up

he never has time for you. he wants to give you money as an apology. makes empty promises this and that

if you ask me your relationship is pretty toxic

squirtle:
good that no one asked you then

pikachu:
Inosuke,,,

squirtle:
I kno I kno

it also bothers me

he didn't even have time for me before we started dating

idk what I expected

anyways

gonna wait and see what's gonna happen

and now

Muichiro made food

10000 times better than his pizza

pikachu:
maybe you should talk with Tanjiro again?
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