inobaka:
do you work with a guy named ubuyashiki

guy from 50 shades:
wow what happened to "hi" "how are you"

inobaka:
good morning

guy from 50 shades:
It's evening

inobaka:
time is not real

so

do you know that guy

guy from 50 shades:
yeah we're business partners

why

inobaka:
he's my blind professor

yk when we were on the twilight island you left your phone with me and depressed shit texted and saw that guys name

found out some muzan guy wants something from you too

I hope he speaks sign language cuz all hes gonna see are these hands

unlike ubuyashiki

cuz yk he's blind

guy from 50 shades:
,,,

where is this going?

inobaka:
nowhere

was just curious

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ino:
can you pick me up from the hospital

It's boring here

muichi:
hospital????????

are you okay?????

ino:
Zen and Mexico have class or a date idk

and Tanjiro is working

I think he wouldn't have time to come pick me up cuz hes working. so don't wanna worry him

muichi:
no I mean what happened??

ino:
I fell out of the window

muichi:
is it serious?

ino:
Just broke my leg

muichi:
"just"

are you sure you should be going home?

maybe you should rest there some more

ino:
the foods here disgusting

also I know you can take good care of me

remember when you did that once when I got drunk

I was on cloud 8

wait no

cloud 7

9?

muichi:
yeah cloud 9

ino:
maybe you should work at a hospital

muichi:
mhm

yea I'll pick you up just tell me the hospital you're in

ino:
thx thx

[hospital for gays only]

muichi:
did you eat yet?

ino:
no the foods disgusting here

muichi:
okay let's go to my home first. I can make something to eat

ino:
free food yeahhhhh