tom:
you have a new requested meeting with the upper moon company

muzan kibutsuji invites you for dinner to talk about business

the head of the ubuyashiki wanted to discuss the next project as soon as possible

you also have a meeting with the former hashira

and you need to check up at the work at the butterfly mansion

be careful with muzan though

you know he's tried to bring this family business down for a long time

enemy #2:
yea I know

tom:
I also heard your flight was delayed?

enemy #2:
yeah Insouke refuses to get back on the plane

tom:
,,,

so what're you planning?

enemy #2:
idk yet

right now he's trying to fit in stolen items in his bag

tom:
He hasn't changed a bit

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pikachu:
and bring the soap and these small shampoo bottles

squirtle:
I already have those

and I took some towels. they're really soft

pikachu:
what about the blankets?

squirtle:
they're really thin even the curtains are thicker

pikachu:
mustve been cold nights

squirtle:
nah

It's really warm here

plus twilight nights

pikachu:
I don't wanna know

squirtle:
you're the one who said the thing with twilight first

pikachu:
oop

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Tanjiro aka Edward Cullen:
what are you doing?

and where are you

j can't find you

inobaka:
getting souvenirs

also I'm in the bedroom

Tanjiro aka Edward Cullen:
what are you taking?

inobaka:
,,,,

souvenirs

To be more specific the lamp

Muichiro needs one. his broke a couple of months ago. maybe he got it like that who knows

Tanjiro aka Edward Cullen:
,,,

im-

btw we'll go back this evening

you aren't really scared right? you just wanted to buy some time

inobaka:
yep

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tom:
Just got a call

bc of your vacation that you had a couple of weeks ago with Insouke

enemy #2:
thank you that you clarified it was Insouke. from all the vacations I have I wouldn't know

tom:
are you being sarcastic?

enemy #2:
yes you idiot

tom:
,,,

anyways they said there are things missing

enemy #2:
yeah Insouke took them as souvenirs

besides I own all that

tom:
alright

that's what I'm going to tell them

He doesnt care. He owns all that

enemy #2:
stop being sassy or I'll fire you

tom:
do it

I know you won't

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inobaka:
when can I see you again?

guy from 50 shades:
either late in the evening or on the weekend

inobaka:
cool

I'm already at your house so I'm waiting

also back then on that island I accidentally took some of your underwear

gotta return it

guy from 50 shades:
im-

inobaka:
but I'm going to keep the ones with the Pokemon

guy from 50 shades:
what is happening

inobaka:
if you want we can switch

I'm getting the Pokemon ones and you can choose from my collection

guy from 50 shades:
I cannot believe im head over heels for you

inobaka:
>3>

idk how to make a kiss emoji

guy from 50 shades:
skhdjs

see you soon (((:

inobaka:
you cannot wait to get a piece of this ass