pikachu:
Tanjiro just texted me

get in the fucking plane Insouke

squirtle:
that thing is going to kill me

pikachu:
istfg

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squirtle:
this shits scary

pikachu:
planes are much safer than cars down u know that

also turn flight mode on u dumbass

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squirtle:
I'm never setting a foot on a plane ever again

pikachu:
you somehow still need to come back here

btw where are you?

squirtle:
who knows

it's warm and here's a lot of sand

I was focused on surviving on the plane while Tanjiro was telling me

pikachu:
I can't deal with this rn

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squirtle:
you know that Tanjiro's rich and stuff right

pikachu:
I'm dating his sister so yeah

squirtle:
stfu u didn't even know she was part of the kamado fam until I started to talk w him

pikachu:
u got me there

squirtle:
anygay

we arrived right

then there were lots of people who took our stuff and transported it somewhere else

so Tanjiro and I walk around a bit

liking at stuff

street food

souvenirs

this and that

so later around evening

he was like alright we need to get on the island now

and I'm confused af.  we're already on an island and I thought he got his head

but nO

this mf has a private island and at his point I'm starting to rethink my life choices

pikachu:
have you seen twilight

now remember that one scene where they went on their honeymoon on that one island

THE scene is what will happen to you soon

squirtle:
are you say8ng I'm Bella

that I'm bottom???

pikachu:
yes I am

and I know I'm not wrong

squirtle:
you shut up

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Tanjiro aka Edward Cullen:
stop hiding your face behind your phone

I'm getting jealous

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squirtle:
yo

he's so classy and cute and I think I'm going to die

pikachu:
I sent a screenshot to Tanjiro

ENJOY YOUR TIME AND STOP TEXTING ME

squirtle:
DIE