pinky pie is a cult leader

boar:
also we weren't fucking

ghost hunter:
try telling that  a blind man

boar:
does anyone have our blind profs number?

ghost hunter:
not literally!!

boar:
you're no fun

ghost hunter:
I know Tanjiro has security cameras, why don't we check mh

pizza planet:
that's a weird thing to say

the real pikachu:
yeah,,,

boar:
you have cameras in the house?

Tanjiro K.:
yes?

boar:
okay sorry I may or may not have stolen two or three forks

maybe 10

pokeball:
why tho

boar:
self defense

pokeball:
against who?

boar:
you never know who'll you meet at night when going home

Tanjiro K.:
with forks?

boar:
spoon or knife: 1 hole

fork: 4 holes

wait why do I need to explain myself

pokeball:
I mean you stole our forks

boar:
it's not like any of y'all are always home

Tanjiro K.:
are you calling us out?

boar:
yes and I'll do it again

the real pikachu:
this is entertaining

pizza planet:
ikr

boar:
wait,,,

ghost dad:
I know y'all did not just blow our chance for free pizza

pizza planet:
you talking abt my pizza?

did y'all think I don't know?

the real pikachu:
I told him guys

we still get free pizza

pizza planet:
I'm kinda hurt tho ngl

boar:
don't worry I'll give you my game boy for some time

pizza planet:
the stolen one?

boar:
yeah

pizza planet:
didn't you lose it?

boar:
,,,,

Tanjiro K.:
he's crying again

ghost dad:
AGAIN?

Tanjiro K.:
he cried earlier cause he remembered a power point he had to make

the real pikachu:
sounds like a Inosuke thing to do

wait

So y'all are still at your place?

pizza planet:
full offense, are y'all sitting in a room together just not talking to each other?

Tanjiro K.:
no Insouke is in the bathroom

the real pikachu:
like all the time while we were txting just now?

boar:
I'm taking pictures

pizza planet:
,,,,

the real pikachu:
,,,dude

ghost hunter:
you really should keep that to yourself

boar:
NOT THAT KIND OF PICTURES

ghost dad:
yeah guys wtf. why would he take pics of his dick when Tanjiro can just see the live version of it

the real pikachu:
STOP

ghost dad:
the straighties are complaining again

pokeball:
I really don't wanna know whose dicks my brother is seeing

ghost dad:
fair enough

also dick*

he's just seeing one

pokeball:
omfg

ghost dad:
anygay

Tanjiro K.:
oh no you're also doing this

ghost dad:
you know I gotta

So

anygay

what kinda pics were you taking then

boar:
mirror pics in a rich persons expensive bathroom with an expensive wine bottle I found

pretty swag if you ask me

Tanjiro K.:
you're not drinking again right?

boar:
not yet but I'm really tempting rn

Tanjiro K.:
and this is my cue to take it from you

ghost dad:
Inosuke should change his name to alcoholic

boar:
alcohol is the highlight of my lowlife

the real pikachu:
I'm sure the kamados have enough money to pay for Inosukes rehab

pizza planet:
do you think they ever were like in the living room blasting abba and sang "money money money must be funny in a rich mans world"

the real pikachu:
they defo did

ghost dad:
or giyuu at his place in all expensive clothing sitting in an expensive ass chair, a cat in his lap, wine in one hand and some kind of villain music playing

ghost hunter:
why villain music

ghost dad:
bc the rich steal from people like us

ghost hunter:
like you?

ghost dad:
the poor

ghost hunter:
omfg

pizza planet:
kshdbamdkdhfb

what even is this friendgroup

boar:
something no one wants to be part of

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boar:
Tanjiro and I weren't fucking

the real pikachu:
HAHAHAHA OMFGG

pizza planet:
KABDKAKHBSKAJBDNSKA

ghost dad:
LMFAOOO I'M FUCING DEAD