pizza guy:
is there something going on between Inosuke and Tanjiro

they're really close

zen:
didn't you talk with Insouke the other day?

pizza guy:
well yeah

but I didn't really say anything

I got scared

zen:
look I know Inosuke is scary and he will do harm but he won't do harm to his friends

pizza guy:
not scared like that

if there's actually something between the two id look like an idiot

zen:
so if y'all didn't talk about that

what happened

pizza guy:
I just asked him how he and Tanjiro met and told him that I'm conflicted abt my feelings but was too scared to tell him the details

zen:
do you really like him that much?

pizza guy:
yeah

the thing is that when we first met he was really nice compared to what I've heard about him. so I wanted to spend more time with him because he is actually a nice guy

then we talked more this and that

and then I had a crush on him and now every time I talk with him I feel like I just like him more and more

but if Insouke is already dating someone I don't want to ruin that for him

zen:
well,,

Tanjiro and Insouke are dating

pizza guy:
oh

zen:
at first we didn't want to tell you bc we were scared you'd leave our friendgroup and bye bye free pizza

sorry abt that btw

but then we just didn't want ur feelings to get hurt so we tried to distract you from that

pizza guy:
dw I'd also do stuff to get free pizza

zen:
but did you really not notice?

they were so obvious in the gc

pizza guy:
I denied it for myself

made excuses yk

zen:
understandable

so what are you gonna do now?

pizza guy:
I dunno

just hang around and see what happens

crushes don't last forever so,,,

zen:
I've read somewhere that if a crush lasts more than 3 months it's love

pizza guy:
you probably believe everything you read

zen:
makes life easier like that than fact checking everything

pizza guy:
not to be mean or anything but that's dumb

anyways

pls don't tell Insouke anything about it

id rather tell him myself even if it's going to take a really long time

zen:
yea don't worry about that

pizza guy:
and thank you for telling me

y'all will still get pizza

zen:
nice nice