dumbass:
ZENITSUUUUU

pikachu:
,,,,

It's

LITERALLY ALMOST 2 AM

qhat do you want

dumbass:
,,,

advice

pikachu:
from me?

dumbass:
you're right

that was dumb

ima go ask Mexico

pikachu:
do you mean Nezuko?

dumbass:
nezuko*

same thing

pikachu:
I have no words for you

dumbass:
and I have no words for nezuko

why'd she pick you?

she must have low standards

pikachu:
I'm very much a likable person

also don't you dare texting her

let her sleep!!

dumbass:
sleep is for the weak

pikachu:
ur right

I'm weak

so

I'll be going to sleep now

dumbass:
nezuko has a weak loser as a bf

I pity her

pikachu:
OKAy what do you waNT?

dumbass:
B)

kay

so

do you remember Tanjiro

I told you about him

pikachu:
that businessman guy?

yeah

he's like really famous

I wouldn't forget that fast

still don't understand why he thinks u r nice

dumbass:
I'm A vErY lIkAbLe PeRsOn

pikachu:
,,,

why you gotta attack me like that?

dumbass:
It's fun

ANYWays

back to me

because I'm more important

pikachu:
come to the point

dumbass:
so

tanjiro

he makes me feel

weird

pikachu:
ohohoho

this is good (:<

dumbass:
???????????

what does that mean

pikachu:
doesn't matter

how does he make you feel?

dumbass:
sick

Pikachu:
,,,

dumbass:
a good kind

pikachu:
firstly I want to thank my mother for giving birth to me so I could experience this moment I thought would never come

#blessed

dumbass:
#helpmeyouidiot

pikachu:
have you ever considered that you started to

* :.☆•°L I K E°•☆.: *

him

dumbass:
I literally just started talking to him

also I don't do that thing

Pikachu:
I said "started" don't stress it

and

what thing?

dumbass:
feelings

pikachu:
,,,

you talk about feelings as if they're drugs or something

dumbass:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

after I saw sabito being heartbroken

I'm just more convinced that feelings are shit

pikachu:
yeah

poor Sabito

what was his ex's name again

dumbass:
Idk

I call him depressed shit

pikachu:
why am I not surprised

do you need anything else?

dumbass:
a life

pikachu:
calm down

I only have like 200 yen

dumbass:
I see

so you also need a life

pikachu:
f in the chat

dumbass:
F

pikachu:
so

GOOD NIGHT

I need to wake up early

dumbass:
yeah yeah

gn