inobaka:
you're on the news

tanji:
I'm on the news like very week

inobaka:
shut up

I never watch tv

this is like the first time in a couple of years I sat down and turned my tv on

anyways

your girlfriend

tanji:
girlfriend?

inobaka:
that's what they're talking abt

tanji:
well I have a boyfriend that I very much like so,,

inobaka:
give me a minute to calm my heart down

tanji:
oh

inobaka:
anygay

tanji:
not the anygay

inobaka:
that homophobic

tanji:
I'm literally gay

inobaka:
touchè

tanji:
anyways

inobaka:
anygay*

tanji:
ANYWAYS

I told them that I don't a have a gf but they don't believe me of course

it's the press for you

inobaka:
the press is slow

the ppl on twitter are wildin

do many theories it's fun

one said you have kids in cages somewhere her since this college is very much ghetto

sum dude said you use this college as a experiment that's why you were sneaking in at night

tanji:
Twitter is hell

inobaka:
if you're not on Twitter you don't know what's happening

tanji:
but it's literally abt me

inobaka:
shhhhh

it's okay not to knowbstuff about gourself

tanji:
know stuff*

yourself*

inobaka:
why do I even bother

btw why don't you just come out

tanji:
my assistant said it's not the best time and a lot of rumors will start

so

inobaka:
didn't know depressed shit has a brainz for saying sruff like that

tanji:
depressed shit,,,,

inobaka:
there's a lot of stuff going on here

tanji:
yeah no I see

btw how's your arm?

inobaka:
muscular as ever?

tanji:
I mean bc of the candle wax

inobaka:
ah

hurts a lil but it's aight

so

tanji:
so?

inobaka:
since you don't know shit about yourself, your assistant and us

it's time to put you in our group chat

tanji:
oh no

inobaka:
fuck yes

_______________________

my little pony fanatics

pig added Tanjiro K. to my little pony fanatics

the real pikachu:
The fact that his name is actually his name is sad

your ghost dad:
using this for blackmail

pokeball:
I have to live with that

ghost hunter:
I have to work with that

pig:
I'm dating that

pizza planet:
you're doing want,,

pig:
I mean I'm bullying that*

autocorrect

the real pikachu:
lmao he's so dumb

pizza planet:
wow mean

the real pikachu:
you saw it coming tho

pizza planet:
well maybe from dad

your ghost dad:
it's hard being the dad of the group okay

I'm only like 2 years older than y'all and I already have kids

ghost hunter:
you have kids I don't know about?

the real pikachu:
I'm taking my words back

tomioka is obviously the dumb one

pizza planet:
thank you

pig:
fuck I thought it's the group without pizza guy

pizza planet:
there's a group chat without me?

the real pikachu:
no

pokeball:
no

your ghost dad:
no

ghost hunter:
no

pig:
yes

Tanjiro K.:
what is going on

ghost hunter:
not my will to live

pokeball:
The embarrassment of your name

pig:
roasted by your own sis

pokeball:
he needs to know

your ghost dad:
on the other hand he doesnt have any insider w us to have a name

Tanjiro K.:
I don't know if I want one after seeing yours

it's very questionable

your ghost dad:
I died last year

I pulled a Shiro

Tanjiro K.:
who's Shiro?

your ghost dad:
yk voltron?

point is I died last year

and here I am now

Tanjiro K.:
mom pick me up in scared

pig:
change your name to closet guy

ghost hunter:
closet guy?

pig:
your boss hid in my closet when zenitsu came over and  sabito was send by you

your ghost dad:
iconic

pizza planet:
so are we really going to ignore the dating thing?

pig:
yes

the real pikachu:
yes

pokeball:
yes

your ghost dad:
yes

ghost hunter:
yes

_________________________

tanji:
do your friends not know about us?

inobaka:
of course they know

except pizza guy

we still need his pizza

play along while he's here

________________________

my little pony fanatics

pizza planet:
wait

are you really that guy with this security company?

Tanjiro K.:
yea

your ghost dad:
you do know tom is working for him right?

pizza planet:
he's doing want now

so while y'all have such good jobs I work at a pizza place?

maybe I should jus rethink my life

3 new messages

pig:
NO

the real pikachu:
NO

your ghost dad:
NO

pizza planet:
damn okay

anyways

y'all coming tonight right?

your ghost dad:
as always

Tanjiro should also come

Tanjiro K.:
me?

your ghost dad:
I may know 2 kamados but I only know 1 tanjiro

tag along

Tanjiro K.:
okay

pig:
and please put on normal clothes

Tanjiro K.:
I always wear normal clothes

pokeball:
a full on suit is not normal

especially for hangouts

Tanjiro K.:
what do I know

I only had fancy hangouts

pig:
yeah don't remind me

Tanjiro K.:
:(

ghost hunter:
isn't tonight dinner with that one boss from the other company?

your ghost dad:
how specific

Tanjiro K.:
I cancelled that one a week ago

if he still shows up it's not my problem

I have more money than him anyways

your ghost dad:
thank you I very much feel poor

the real pikachu:
rethinking to burn down the company

ghost hunter:
don't lie

I know how proud y'all are of being broke

pig:
hell yeah we are

ghost hunter:
called it

Tanjiro K.:
never in my life have I seen Tomioka speak so much with other people

ghost hunter:
idk about you but the business men always want some shit from me

Tanjiro K.:
right forgot about that

the real pikachu:
you own a security company thing

how come people still harass you

logic left the chat

your ghost dad:
f

Tanjiro K.:
I'm scared of those bodyguards

your ghost dad:
im-

the real pikachu:
bitch I'm out

pokeball:
im related to that

pig:
I love that

pizza planet:
huh?

pig:
dw abt it

______________________

tanji:
I'm scared of your friends

inobaka:
people are usually more scared of me

tanji:
well,,,

inobaka:
omfg

tanji:
so about the love thing

inobaka:
,,,,

oh

tanji:
did you mean it?

inobaka:
I do like like you

tanji:
like like

you're literally so cute

inobaka:
I cannot handle this slander

tanji:
<3333

inobaka:
,,,

<3