pika pika:
have you seen the news???

first he ditched you now there's some girl??

and he was seen visit8ng her here????

rich people are always like this

squirtle:
,,,

lol

pika pika:
aren't you like sad?

squirtle:
you want me to be sad?

pika pika:
no but like, you really liked him

so I thought

squirtle:
maybe these are just rumors

pika pika:
why do you think that. he was caught coming here

squirtle:
you know he's gay right

pika pika:
okay maybe he came for another dude

point is. he's not a good guy

squirtle:
damn you're slow

pika pika:
?

there's pics of him sneaking on campus??? and they said it's for some girl, but you said he's gay so I guess for a guy

squirtle:
yes I don't think he knows a lot of ppl here

pika pika:
,,,

you mean the other day he came to visit you??

squirtle:
I'm anonomisouly famous

pika pika:
anonomisouly?

squirtle:
shut up I can't spell

pika pika:
wait so the reason your door was locked was cause he was there

bro did you get laid???

congrats dude

virgin no more

squirtle:
you fucking thought I was a virgin???

pika pika:
you weren't?

squirtle:
no?????

also no we didn't fuck that night

he apologized

listen if you want to know more about gay sex I can recommend you some porn

pika pika:
WHAT

squirtle:
you seem rather happy knowing I fucked even tho I didn't

pika pika:
it's cause you're my friend

also I have Nezuko

squirtle:
you know where I live if you change your mind

pika pika:
considering we live in the same building it would be concerning if I didn't

squirtle:
,,,

pika pika:
,,,,

squirtle:
yeah no we both got lost here more than once

pika pika:
we both idiots

so

you and Tanjiro made up?

squirtle:
yeah

we almost broke up tho

pika pika:
I'll break his arm if he does some shit again

squirtle:
oop

you wouldn't

pika pika:
who knows

so did he promise you something else?

squirtle:
the usual

pika pika:
wtf is the usual?

squirtle:
you know

spend more time w me and not hurt me anymore

pika pika:
oke oke

so what is with pizza guy now?

squirtle:
dunno

the last time I saw him was when he was taking care of me

then I said to stop coming

pika pika:
you know he really fucking likes you

squirtle:
I know

bro I'm fucking scared

pika pika:
of what??

squirtle:
his crush on me???

I don't even what his pizza no more

pika pika:
pfffffff

this is fun

bro life gets interesting again

squirtle:
for you maybe

bro I don't want him to like me

pika pika:
damn sounds like a you problem

squirtle:
I though you were bro

turns out you're just fam

pika pika:
drama queen

squirtle:
you shut up

pika pika:
anyways

today's a party at sabitos

you coming?

I heard even his bf is going

squirtle:
you mean depressed shit is going??

pika pika:
ig

squirtle:
anygay

I think I won't

my brain won't handle alc atm

pika pika:
ur right

squirtle:
have fun lmao

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inobaka:
bitch I'm coming over

tanji:
did you just call me a bitch?

inobaka:
bitch<3 I'm coming over*

tanji:
I turned the house alarm off <3