idiot <3 cunt bitch mf ass whore liar:
can you please text me when you're feeling alright again?

inobaka:
wdym

feeling like always

idiot <3 cunt bitch mf ass whore liar:
zenitsu said you r in a bad condition rn

inobaka:
of course he did

It's him

anyways

I'm feeling dead like always

idiot <3 cunt bitch mf ass whore liar:
but that's not good

listen I'm really worried

inobaka:
okay

don't be

zenitsu just exaggerated

I'm just a little in pain

headache stuff things

idiot <3 cunt bitch mf ass whore liar:
if you need anything please tell me

inobaka:
I said I'm alright

don't you have work?

idiot <3 cunt bitch mf ass whore liar:
waiting for a meeting to start
read

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boar:
did you tell tanjiro about my alc problem?

pikachu:
I mentioned it

boar:
Why?

pikachu:
ain't he your boyfriend?

anyways. imagine not telling him and finding out you're in the hospital and he wouldn't know why and stuff

boar:
"and stuff"

how sincere you are

pikachu:
are you mad?

boar:
At you no

At him yes

pikachu:
understandable

he's been texting non stop

asking abt you

baor:
lol he texted me once and then I just left him on read

pikachu:
that's your boyfriend, why do I have to deal with him T_T

He keeps offering his money

boar:
why

pikachu:
hell do I know

if you ask me it's kinda insulting T_T

boar:
yee

we aren't that poor

pikachu:
we are not that poor but I will never forget when the lady asked "do you want to donate to the poor" and you said "I am the poor"

unforgettable

boar:
I'm a literal legend

pikachu:
yee legend of the broke people

anyways what are you gonna do about him now?

boar:
idk

let me get better first

my heads killing me

pikachu:
still?

boar:
It's not serious

just a headache

pikachu:
okay

but if it gets worse we'll go to the hospital

boar:
hospital?

omfg

so

why tf did you exaggerate so much when you told tanjiro abt me

pikachu:
wanted to make him feel bad yk

boar:
was a good idea

pikachu:
I know

I'm a genius

boar:
it still makes me angry that he only texted me once he found out that I had some kinda problem

pikachu:
At least you know he cares

boar:
ofc he never has time except when I have serious problems?

bet I'm an alcoholic in his eyes

pikachu:
you sure as hell on the way to being that

boar:
but he didn't know yk

honestly pizza guy is better at taking care of me

pikachu:
he's coming over?

boar:
yes

I'm so annoyed

but I want his pizza

pikachu:
ceo of using people for free pizza

okay I have class now

boar:
bye then

_____________________

pizza guy:
are you feeling better?

ino:
yee

feeling like princess diana

dead af

pizza guy:
that's not good though,,,

ino:
eh

It's not serious really

you don't need to come over so often

also I'm gonna be better in a week or so

this shit really hits in the head and stomach

but it's not serious

y'all making me more scared than I am

pizza guy:
if you say so

take a good rest okay

ino:
will do