raccoon looking ass:
ey

pikachu:
what

raccoon looking ass:
so I'm at his house rn

and we talked

and I can't fall asleep now

pikachu:
I'm not having this conversation

raccoon looking ass:
He is sleeping on the couch

I'm on his big ass bed

It's prolly bigger than my dorm

pikachu:
idk

be happy

feel rich for a night

raccoon looking ass:
I fight the rich ppl

and steal from them

this life style ain't for me

pikachu:
you say while dating a rich guy

raccoon looking ass:
it ain't official

pikachu:
should've made it official while both of you were awake

raccoon looking ass:
smart

something I can't relate too

anyways

what should I do

pikachu:
sleep

raccoon looking ass:
I can't

at least not alone

wait

omg I'm a genius

pikachu:
shit is about to go down

raccoon looking ass:
yes

He deserves to sleep on his bed

ima carry him here

pikachu:
and you?

raccoon looking ass:
steal some food first

then I'll see

BITCH

pikachu:
I almost fell asleep

did you really need to text me again after 5 mins of silence

text that pizza guy and bother him

raccoon looking ass:
nah he's hitting on me

SO LISTEN

he looks so cute

tanjiro I mean

he's always stressed

but now he just looks relaxed

pikachu:
burn his company down

raccoon looking ass:
smart

pikachu:
do it and we need to leave the country

raccoon looking ass:
good to know you'll stay even in difficult times

pikachu:
ofc

raccoon looking ass:
omg

their fridge is bigger than my bed

pikachu:
your bed is literally everything you can lay on

raccoon looking ass:
,,

you're not wrong

remember that time I accedently fell asleep on our profs car

that was fun

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT SLEEPINC

I finished eating

pikachu:
ok

you know

The capital letters won't make the message any louder

raccoon looking ass:
It's about how it's looks

pikachu:
ofc

raccoon looking ass:
now I have a problem

do I sleep on the couch, floor, or bed

pikachu:
sleep on the bed

And then you'll tell him that he joined you

raccoon looking ass:
you know

you have better ideas at night

or when you're just sleep deprived

pikachu:
or just angry at you

raccoon looking ass:
also an option

ANYWay

I'll message you in the morning

pikachu:
why me?

raccoon looking ass:
if you won't listen who else will?

pikachu:
good night
3:03am

raccoon looking ass:
GOOD MORNING SWEETHEART
9:59am

you won't believe what happened

pikachu:
I probably will

I've seen and heard a lot

raccoon looking ass:
makes sense

okay so listen

I woke up right

pikachu:
me too sadly

raccoon looking ass:
mood

anyways

I woke up because he kind of panicked when he woke up

because he was in the same bed with me

And

omg listen

this is the best part

no it'll get better

pikachu:
get to the point

raccoon looking ass:
HE

WAS

CUDDLESD UPS TO MY CH2TATSNDJFNF

pikachu:
I'm assuming that last word is chest

raccoon looking ass:
YES

so

after he panicked I also woke up

and told him that he himself joined

He was apologizing

And I said it's okay, bc bitch he was cute

so

then he calmed down

And stood up and told mehe needed to do something

after a while he comes back

And lays back down

And he says

And listen

I TOOK A DAY OFF BC OF YOU

so we just chilled some more

after we went down and made us breakfast

And then we watches movies on this big ass tv

pikachu:
can I go back to sleep?

raccoon looking ass:
do what you want

you're the one who always answers immediately

if I were you

I'd just mute my notifs

fucking idiot