sabito & inosuke podcast

boar:
last christmas

I gave you my heart

but the very next day

jesus:
you said you were gay

pika:
last christmas inosuke was at a drug cartel

boar:
this year to save me from tears

I'll give it to someone special

pika:
you're singing as if you weren't the one fucking it all up

boar:
I was in a mood back then

pika:
for a couple of years

boar:
literally I was just live laugh loving

pika:
you were drug deal dying

boar:
no

sabito was the one who died

jesus:
that was just a vibe check

vibe vintage video

boar:
literally what are you talking about

jesus:
j didn't find any other word with v

boar:
vibe virgin validation

pika:
elaborate

boar:
vibe check from life

virgin

validation from anyone

jesus:
I'm not a virgin

victim:
you shouldn't lie in holy times like these

boar:
kdbdbgshs

jesus:
EXCUSE ME???

victim:
you told me you're saving yourself until marriage, remember?

boar:
you know there's a loophole in all of this

victim:
do tell

boar:
you can go through the backdoor

jesus does not care

jesus:
I'm actually flabbergasted

victim:
you're so smart insouke

we shoukd try sabito

pika:
I'm literally crying

jesus:
I dont know how to feel about all of this

I feel violated

boar:
vibe virgin violated

jesus:
betrayal

boar:
call me judas

Tanjiro K.:
I'm actually impressed he knows so much about jesus

pika:
ikr

but also in all of his free time I bet he picked up the Bible at some point

jesus:
impossible

inosuke doesn't know how to read

boar:
you're so right

I'm actually using braille on my phone cuz I can't read

victim:
this is the stupidest conversation you had so far

boar:
you are part of this conversation

in fact

I will make everyone wish they can't read now

pika:
pls don't

boar:
I actually thought tom was the bottom

idk why he's acting all Joseph on here

Tanjiro K.:
by calling him Joseph you're actually implying that he never got to get to it

boar:
with his behavior I'd be surprised if anyone would want to get near him

jesus:
LEAVE THAT LITTLE GUY ALONE

boar:
little?

oh

thank you for the information

now we all know who tops

pika:
I wish I didn't have eyes

victim:
I can't believe this shit

Tanjiro K.:
I will never be able to look in any of your eyes the same again

boar:
I'm happy that my words have such an impact on you

jesus:
your words are worse than the third impact im afraid

boar:
idk about you but that sounds like something to be proud of

Tanjiro K.:
if I didn't know you personally I would tell my guards to keep a special eye on you so that you would never get anywhere near me

boar:
HUH

Tanjiro K.:
you scare me sometimes

jesus:
this is the best day of my life