sabito & inosuke podcast

baor:
tomiocaca pick up your boyfriend from the mental ward

he's standing by the door like a woman who's waiting for her husband to come back from war

pika:
I can picture that

victim:
I'll be there soon

im stuck in traffic

boar:
im stuck in your mom

victim:
how is she doing? I haven't seen her since she kicked me out

boar:
now

lets not unpack that

victim:
supportive much

boar:
im not a therapist

jesus:
TOMIOKA DARLING PICK ME UP

boar:
he's crying

Tanjiro K.:
maybe he's crying*

its raining and sabito is standing in the rain

boar:
its so funny watching him from within the car

victim:
thats cruel

boar:
thats a metaphor for capitalism

victim:
im actually mad that it can be

boar:
a win for the poors again

jesus:
tomioka darling im melting in the rain

victim:
are you made out of sugar?

jesus:
yes obviously

you have proven it by eating the sweet things

aka me

boar:
we don't need to know about your sexual relationship

jesus:
YOURE saying that????

mister mario smash my boyfriend???

boar:
that was a good joke gotta admit

im my own biggest fan

jesus:
you're your only fan

boar:
I hope on your way home you'll be stuck in 2 hour traffic

jesus:
that is not a problem

I can suck tomiokas dick

boar:
stop being horny on my christian minecraft server

pika:
yall r unbelievable

this groupchat is like a sex dungeon for you two

jesus:
excuse me

pika:
you're not excused

boar changed sabito & inosuke podcast to sex dungeon

pika changed sex dungeon to christian minecraft server

sabito changed christian minecraft server to im waiting for my husband to return from war

boar changed im waiting for my husband to return from war to whimper audio chat

victim:
STOP

jesus:
yes inosuke stop

i won't need whimpering audios when I will make tomioka whimper in the car once he's here

victim:
SABITO

jesus:
:p

victim:
im almost there

jesus:
DAMNNN you're actually jerking off in the car????

victim:
im almost at your location,,,

jesus:
oh

oops

boar:
get this conversation to your private chat

Tanjiro K.:
inosuke has been watching you since he entered the car and asked me to wait until tomioka is at location

boar:
this is homophobia

anywhore first of all it has come to my attention that I made zenitsu bisexual,, im undoing it now, he's straight again for bullying purposes

also im probably going to focus more on the sabigiyuu fic that I've started 2 years ago. like the side chatfic to this one. because I've reread this one a billion times and I want to laugh at other jokes of mine.

https://www.wattpad.com/story/273780730?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=allPanicAnd-noDisco&wp_originator=3Z6VL4iVEziE4lI1D5TnSGIMGuvv%2BjwGXHbWhYWZaVNBWH2DbXEpwuvMmaM6fL09h%2B63g6pJkiUpi9BPmizDYP8Hw834%2Fh729KFmajAeS0vien%2Fd9Caz2PPjXrgiKZHS