sabito & inosuke podcast

boar:
lmao remember when tomioka tried to have sex with me

jesus:
excuse me???

pika:
HUH

Tanjiro K.:
what,,,,,

ghost hunter:
excuse you?

boar:
also tanjiro can you change your user to tan(DJ)ro ?

Tanjiro K.:
wait inosuke

lets track back

jesus:
exactly

what is bro waffling about??

TOMIOKA????

ghost hunter:
I don't know what he's talking about

jesus:
me neither

tell us about it

Tanjiro K.:
tomioka your career is on thin ice

ghost hunter:
DAMN

jesus:
now tell us what is going on??

ghost hunter:
I dont know????

boar:
he really doesn't

that was a bold faced lie

ghost hunter changed his username to victim

boar:
id really prefer you change it to tom(a(toes))

victim:
dude wtf your boyfriend almost killed me

boar:
hihihi

jesus:
ew

don't hi hi hi ever again

boar:
born to :3 forces to >:|

pokeball:
why did tanjiro sit down like he just ran a marathon

pika:
he's been through an emotional marathon

pokeball:
should I get involved

pika:
I dont think its like a bad marathon

he is relieved

pokeball:
thank God

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ino<3:
did you really need to sit down after the news drop????? skhdhsk

tan(DJ)ro:
I was actually so scared right now

ino<3:
why

tan(DJ)ro:
well if what you said was true then that would mean that a good friend of mine was a sexual assaulter

and that you were so traumatized by it that you never talked about it until now

of course I was concerned

like what kind of, in first line, friend would I be if you can even trust me with something like that

ino<3:
dAMN i don't even know what to say

like

daMN

tan(DJ)ro:
its okay you don't have to say anything to that

ino<3:
DAMN

are you like fine???

my jokes are getting offensive

tan(DJ)ro:
now that I know that what you said is a lie, I'm okay

even worse that you're in the mental hospital at the moment. I thought I was having a heart attack

that felt like I was indeed an old ceo

ino<3:
damn DAMN

don't worry pleasseeee

if anything ever happens ill tell you

like dAMN bro

I trust you don't worry about that man bro DAMN

tan(DJ)ro:
bro?

ino<3:
well its you who said that hearing me saying baby is scary

tan(DJ)ro:
okay fair

ino<3:
also my release date is friday next week

so I need you to pick me up

tan(DJ)ro:
okay sure finally

what time?

ino<3:
like 00:00

tan(DJ)ro:
even i know that its not how it works

ino<3:
crying

okay like around 16⁰⁰

tan(DJ)ro:
okay (:

can't wait

also we have to buy stuff for the gasoline cat

ino<3:
right i forgot about that

tan(DJ)ro:
I already got attached

ino<3:
attachment issues

tan(DJ)ro:
noo, right?

ino<3:
,,,,

omfg tanjiro

you have attachment issues

omg omg

like get a therapist yk what im talking about

tan(DJ)ro:
omfg

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sabito & insouke podcast

victim:
did you all really believe every word inosuke said????

jesus:
always believe the victim ✊

victim:
I WAS THE VICTIM OF THIS LIE

boar:
ruining lives since day 1

jesus:
thank fucks he isn't active on any public media

he would get canceled in 5 seconds