sabito & inosuke podcast

pika:
imagine yall are standing at the edge of a cliff

what would you do

Tanjiro K.:
step back

jesus:
jump

pika:
,,,

boar:
push sabito

pika:
wow stOp

jesus:
thank you inosuke

boar:
no problem

ghosts hunter:
why are you asking

pika:
I just found these questions that will say something about the person depending on what they answer

boar:
you got some more questions?

pika:
yea

here

you're standing in front of a labyrinth and you hear a kid screaming for help in the labyrinth. what do you do

boar:
call my mom and ask for advice

jesus:
you don't have a mom

boar:
you don't either bitch

pika:
you should kiss about it

boar:
ew he is like 100 years old

jesus:
right like I dont want to get arrested for sexual activities with a minor

boar:
hUH how old do you think I am

jesus:
6 and a half

boar:
get out of your room we're about to fight

pika:
GUYS NEW QUESTION

what kinda music did yall listen to in high school

ghost hunter:
thats a really boring question

jesus:
you know you're done got boring when tomioka says that

boar:
just answer the question. self proclaimed jesus

jesus:
answer it yourself bitch ass

you probably listened to some mad boy bs

boar:
you probably listened to some sad boy bs like the depressive shit you are

pika:
answers ppl. I need answers

boar:
mcr

jesus:
my chemical romance

pika:
,,,

you should kiss about it

boar:
I feel like you're trying to break me and tanjiro up

listen if you have a crush on him thats okay

Tanjiro K.:
its not okay for me

boar:
its okay to be gay

we all knew zenitsu

the closet was glass

pika:
I am not gay

did you all think I was gay??

jesus:
you sucked inosukes dick

pika:
yea once

bros being bros and dudes being dudes

thats like a thing

ghost hunter:
its really not

boar:
yk I dont usually trust tomioka on anything

but if j trust him then its about the gay experience

jesus:
this is kind of homophobic in a gay way

ghost hunter:
what does that even mean

jesus:
you're like a stereotype that had all the experience

boar:
like tanjiro is like this old dude trapped in a young adults body

like when was the last time you heard a business man, yet alone a ceo, have a good gay relationship

jesus:
that feels homophobic

Tanjiro K.:
true

I do feel attacked

jesus:
and by your boyfriend too

"when was the last time you saw a ceo  have a good gay relationship" like you know he's not talking about yall

Tanjiro K.:
im-

inosuke do you not feel comfortable?

boar:
I feel hot and geourgos

but we were the toxic couple

jesus:
moving on

whats so wrong about my gay experience

boar:
I feel like you have never been hatecrimed

like you were never confronted with homophobia

like you skipped all the gay phases and cheated yourself straight to the happy healthy gay

also you're a little too happy for a gay man who died once

jesus:
fair

boar:
zenitsu identifies as straight so there goes the gay experience

i never had the true gay experience. I had the orphan experience tho

Tanjiro K.:
are you sure the mental hospital is doing you good?

I can get you like a private therapist

boar:
there's no fun in that

anygay

tomioka had like the true gay experience

he probably was like the weird gay emo kid in middle school

he probably had an edgier phase in high school where he smoked and sucked some dude off to get his hands on some drugs

and also had a crush on a straight guy who at some point jumped on the gay train to experiment but then he left and tomioka was heartbroken about jt

college was probably the time where he had his first healthy gay relationship but he was a little shit so they broke up

amd then he met sabito

ghost hunter:
have you been stalking me?

boar:
don't tell me that was spot on

ghost hunter:
like it was kinda accurate

boar:
im something like a people reader

zenitsu take some examples because your questions do not work

pika:
I think I just need a gaydar

boar:
switch sides i know some single dudes

pika:
no

boar:
id offer myself but im married with 4 kids

Tanjiro K.:
are you role playing again?

jesus:
again

Tanjiro K.:
he's just randomly starting to act out scenes when we're alone

jesus:
has he brought the roleplaying to the bedroom yet?

pika:
do we really want to know tho?

jesus:
yes

boar:
I haven't

jesus:
why not

Tanjiro K.:
cuz he cannot be dominant in the bedroom thats why

boar:
low blow

jesus:
Tanjiro will probably blow low when you're home again

boar:
STOP