sabito & inosuke podcast

boar:
I have never played so much uno

jesus:
we can tell

boar:
wow shut up or im going to make you relive your canon event

jesus:
you want me to die???

boar:
every second

jesus:
I love you too

pika has added pokeball to sabito & inosuke podcast

boar:
well well well of it isn't us all loving each other again

jesus:
im going to be so honest

I thought she just muted the gc

boar:
(me too)

pika:
yall r insufferable

jesus:
its literally so funny that the only sane ppl here r the straights

pokeball:
im not straight

boar:
neither is zen

he sucked me off once

jesus:
we know

pika:
despite of all that I am straight

boar:
dw bbg that will stay between us

pika:
I will murder you

boar:
finally

pika:
you are literally in therapy why are you still like thjs

boar:
duh cuz therapy only tells me what i already knew. in here for the uno and lack of responsibility

jesus:
second that

ghost hunter:
thats not very good reasons

boar:
you sir should go to couple therapy

but like alone since you're the problem

pika:
im pretty sure thats just regular therapy

boar:
idk it just has a different vibe to it

Tanjiro K.:
actually tom will tag along next time im going to visit you

boar:
,,yay

ghost hunter:
I just love your enthusiasm

boar:
kdjdjsk

ghost hunter:
besides im not going to see you

boar:
im heartbroken

ghost hunter:
spare your sarcasm

boar:
so you're just going to force sabito to hang out with you

ghost hunter:
I haven't thought this through

jesus:
im like

a double prisoner now

ghost hunter:
don't say that,,

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sabi:
geniuenly what are we?

tom :p :
boyfriends

sabi:
are you sure about that

tom :p :
yea

you don't think we are?

sabi:
after all that clown shit we've been going through

I dont think we really are boyfriends

tom :p :
that hurts

sabi:
bitch ass you've been hurting me

like elton john said: and if our love was just a circus you'd be a clown by now

na na na

something like that

good lyrics, good groove, not good boyfriend

tom :p :
well I dont want to promise that I will change because I know that it probably won't work

sabi:
so what now? is this a breakup?

tom :p :
I dont want it to be

I want to have your help while trying to become a better person

sabi:
you want my help?

tom :p :
yea

sabi:
are you willing to go to couple therapy with me?

tom :p :
if thats what you think is necessary then yea

sabi:
I dont we're this much in need yet

tom :p :
okay

so is it okay for me to come to visit today?

sabi:
sure sure

also

tom :p :
yea?

sabi:
can u change ur user to tom(ato)?

tom :p :
no????

sabi:
fake friend

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sabito & inosuke podcast

Tanjiro K.:
why is tomioka asking his phone what fake friend means?

boar:
he wanted to see what kind of pictures of him are on the internet

Tanjiro K.:
,,,

boar:
is there a lot?

yea thought so

pika:
inosuke

you're a whole ass bully

boar:
and im live laugh loving

Tanjiro K.:
I love you so much

pika:
im about to throw up

boar:
get ur gf back and you can throw up in her comfort

pika:
you're unbelievable

boar:
thanks thats what im going for

im going to be so honest. I dont remember a lot of plot points here. so we're just going for whatever the new chapter gives.

I hope its clear that this is a full on crack fic >_>

also what r some of yall still doing here,, its been yEARS