sabito & inosuke podcast

boar:
what is the difference between jail and prison

jesus:
inosuke and I have been wondering for ages

pika:
google it

jesus:
don't wanna waste my data for this

pika:
you're wasting it on this chat

jesus:
be grateful peasant

pika:
fucker

Tanjiro K.:
your wifi?

there isn't hospital wifi?

boar:
no

can you beleiev our suffering?

jesus:
kick some ppls asses and make wifi here Tanjiro

Tanjiro K.:
im sure there isn't wifi for good reason

boar:
but what about my webtoon updates

jesus:
my manga updates

bro was ready to make us roommates but not ready to give us wifi

betrayal

boar:
he doent love me anymore

Tanjiro K.:
that is what decides if I love you?

boar:
yes I just decided

Tanjiro K.:
,,betrayal

jesus:
says you

boar:
everyone betrayed except my brover

Tanjiro K.:
brover?

boar:
bro + lover = brover = zenitsu

pika:
I feel honored

but why am I not betrayed

boar:
well how r u betrayed

im betrayed by tanjiro cuz wifi

sabito cuz of tom(ato) (pls change ur user tom)

tanjiro cuz I just betrayed him

nezuko cuz u were an ass

tom cuz he's our enemy now

you're left

pika:
betrayed by your list

boar:
that doesn't count

pika:
betrayal

boar:
stop winning this

pika:
no

boar:
betrayal

Tanjiro K.:
crying

boar:
who taught this oaf internet slang

Tanjiro K.:
well this groupchat

boar:
,,,

betrayal

pika:
STOP

boar:
tanjiro pls summon tomato

Tanjiro K.:
why me

jesus:
cuz he only loves you now

ghost hunter:
that is not true

boar:
bro you have superpowers

you can finally summon ur bf

jesus:
,,I have superpowers,,,,

Tanjiro K.:
I forced him to get a week off

jesus:
right then when im gone

boar:
tactics isn't their strength

ghost hunter:
we work in business,,, thats all tactics

boar:
,,,

pika:
dont

boar:
betrayal

pika:
fucker

ghost hunter:
why did you want me summoned

boar:
honestly I dont remember

ghost hunter:
1 minute passed

boar:
months passed yet ur still a bad bf

jesus:
betrayed again

pika:
tomato or you?

ghost hunter:
stop calling me tomato

jesus:
probably both

boar:
tomioka

ghost hunter:
yes?

boar:
change ur username to tom(ato)

ghost hunter:
no

boar:
okay

tom(a(toes)) then

ghost hunter:
even worse

boar:
sabito use your superpowers

jesus:
babe pls

pika:
the way tom just gets mixed signals

jesus:
honestly deserved

boar:
yall are just enemies at this point

jesus:
idk abt my enemy but im having fun

ghost hunter:
seriously now?

jesus:
no

bro im suffering

boar:
bro just called his bf a bro

oof

Tanjiro K.:
you've done the same to me and not just once

jesus:
bro got called out on his bs

boar:
bro we just become brovers

pika:
no im your brover already

boar:
I'm so wanted

and I think tanjiro should be jealous

jesus:
wanted not just by the police but bros too

Tanjiro K.:
more than anything im worried at all times

boar:
why

Tanjiro K.:
you're like a puppy with no breaks and bombs attached to you

pika:
HA HA

boar:
bombs attached,,,

Tanjiro K.:
in the nicest way possible

pika:
bro feels betrayed

boar:
,,,

time to flirt with the nurse

jesus:
bro he has a wife

boar:
HUH

jesus:
he has a ring on his finger

boar:
might actually die idk

Tanjiro K.:
okay well inosuke im coming to visit you today

jesus:
bro just got jealous real fast

boar:
thats a power of mine

pika:
to make ur bf jealous?

boar:
yea

pikachu:
thats just being an asshole

boar:
and I live by that