sabito & inosuke podcast

boar:
we have decided that we'll check ourselves into a mental hospital

by that I mean we're ready on the waiting list

pika:
either inosuke has gone crazy and talks abt himself as 2 ppl or someone's going with him

the first one seems more believable

boar:
rude

jesus:
yea rly rude

im going with inosuke

we're hoping to become roommates

boar:
the adventures of inosuke and sabito

new podcast episode

pika:
do yall actually have a podcast?

jesus:
no

but wouldn't that be exciting

easy money

boar:
dude

we should start a podcast in the mental hospital

I know they can make clubs there

we so should make a podcast club

jesus:
dude

you're a genius

Tanjiro K.:
do you want me to pull some strings so you two actually become roommates

otherwise I'd be unlikely

boar:
stay quiet peasant

Tanjiro K.:
ouch

boar:
jesus' power will give us what we want

Tanjiro K.:
,,jesus?

jesus:
aka me

yours truly sabito

you get the reference of me dying and jesus right?

lmao yea im so funny

Tanjiro K.:
does giyuu know you've planned this?

jesus:
how would he

haven't seen that mf in weeks

Tanjiro K.:
@ ghost hunter its an emergency

ghost hunter:
yes?

jesus:
oh so as soon as tanjiro has an emergency you're there as fast as sonic but when I need something from my dear BOYFRIEND I get ghosted

jail

boar:
shame on you tom(ato)

jesus:
you need to change your name to ghost tom(ato) thatd be so funny

pika:
anyways,,,

explain tom

ghost hunter:
I had work

jesus:
I can't see those words anymore

blinded even

Tanjiro K.:
take a vacation tomioka,,

ghost hunter:
idk

boar:
wow

everyone start throwing tomatoes

pika:
dudez you know that ur bf is going to the nuthouse right??

ghost hunter:
what??

I can pull some strings so you won't have to go there dw abt it

boar:
for lords sake,,,

jesus:
WE DECIDED TO GO THERE OURSELVES

boar:
power team

ghost hunter:
you don't need to go there sabito. you're doing fine

jesus:
no

im not doing fine in fact

im doing terrible

ghost hunter:
is this a do it for the meme thing?

jesus:
uts a do it for my mental health thing

pika:
yall need to talk privately abt it

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tom <3:
so?

sabi:
so?

wtf

tom <3:
why are you going to a hospital

sabi:
cuz ny mental health is declining obviously??

after the whole fiasco

,,after the last 2 years nothing has been going right

and you have been a shit boyfriend

even a shit friend

how do you think I feel

just cuz you can bottle up your feelings just right doesn't mean I can

tom <3:
sabito,,

you can talk to me yk that right?

sabi:
apparently I cannot thats why we're going there

pls stop this madness

insouke and I are going so thats all you need to know at this point

maybe work on yourself more

(again)

im tired of all this ok?

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boar:
guess who just got a call after weeks of waiting

not me but sabito unfortunately

jesus:
bro you cannot leave me like this

boar:
dw bro ill be there soon too

for now

lemme come over so we can pack ur things

jesus:
rad

letsa goooo

ghost hunter:
sabito you really don't have to

pika:
deal with your problems w him in visiting hours

boar:
uh huuuh

Tanjiro K.:
why is all this a mess

boar:
has always been

Tanjiro K.:
zenitsu talk to nezuko okay?

as much as this has always been a mess, lets keep the mess to a minimum

boar:
should've become a professor with those words

I would've been the best at college then

pika:
cuz of his words or his looks

boar:
his looks obviously

I wouldn't listen

but I'd put a bigger effort into cheating

pika:
I hope they have a place soon at the hospital,,,

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sabito & insouke podcast

boar:
guess wholl be joining sabito at the hospital in a few days [:

pika:
hopefully you and that sorry excuse of a smiley

boar:
,,,

bullseye

leave my son alone ]:

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gonpachiro:
so,,, for how long will you be there?

<3:
4 weeks minimum

gonpachiro:
oh

<3:
dw you can come visit any time

well at visiting hours

and I can leave once a week to be at home for like 24 hours maybe like 2 days with 1 sleepover at home

so dw dw

god no

the food

gonpachiro:
what abt the food?

<3:
its going to be hospital food,,, its terrible

oh dear my lover how will I survive without your cake

and food in general

gonpachiro:
you will get that when you visit home

<3:
rad

I will have my own girl, interrupted moment

gonpachiro:
your what?

<3:
yk the movie?

anywhore

time to notify my dear bro

qlso pls help me pack my things later

I have no sense of need and stuff

gonpachiro:
yea of course

everything for you

<3:
damn (,:

deep

pls be deep in mE

gonpachiro:
INOSUKE

<3:
WHAAT

gonpachiro:
god why r you so vulgar

<3:
aahhhh you love it

gonpachiro:
maybe I do

I'll try to be home early

<3:
ooohh for what purposes (;

gonpachiro:
to help you pack your things?

<3:
disappointing

gonpachiro:
maybe after we pack

<3:
good good

(;

(:

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podcast buddy:
BRO

I HAVE SHIT WIFI HERE

HELP

podcast boar:
NO

HOW WILL WE SURVIVE

btw ill be joining you in a couple a days B)

podcast buddy:
YES PLS I ALREADY WANNA GO HOME

I NEED A BUDDY HERE W ME

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sabito & inosuke podcast

boar:
guess who's in the same room B)

jesus:
not us B)

boar:
fooken crying

hello bros,,,

new arc new me. I am literally in the mental hospital myself so yay hospital arc,,, pls I wanna go hOme.

either way happy late christmas

stay slutty my friends