sabito is a lesbian

boar:
I've got a new shirt

it says "hot dad alert"

and I've never felt so attractive in my life

shiro kinnie:
I didnt know you had kids

boar:
im in my 20s and childless, correct

notice how none of you doubted my hotness

guys I think I lost my funny

pika:
ur what

shiro kinnie:
that went from happy to depression real fast

boar:
guys

my funny

the thing that makes me me

my humor

I.think.i.lost.my.funny

pika:
sucks to suck

boar:
son of a bitch

pika:
did you just insult my mother?

boar:
she isn't complaining when I call her that in the bedroom

pika:
fuck yo mom

boar:
I dont have a mom

im motherless

shiro kinnie:
pretty obvious with that motherless behavior of yours

boar:
oh yea?

where's your mom?

shiro kinnie:
,,,

zenitsu go away. inosuke and I are forming a new club of motherless kids

tanjiro can join

pika:
discrimination

shiro kinnie:
YOU HAVE A MOTHER WHY YOU COMPLAINING??????

pika:
I guess you have a point

boar:
guys

shiro kinnie:
ye

boar:
,,,,

I also don't have a father

shiro kinnie:
wbk

boar:
im an orphan

pika:
tanjiro adopted you

he your new daddy

boar:
I dont want to hear that out of your mouth

pika:
we're texting

boar:
welp

___________________________

<3:
whats wrong

inosuke <3:
what would be wrong

<3:
you didn't leave the bedroom in a week

inosuke <3:
bro,,,,

<3:
"bro"?

inosuke <3:
mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

<3:
you're still shy about petnames?

inosuke <3:
bullseye

its embarrassing

<3:
you're cute

inosuke <3:
no

<3:
yes

anyways

inosuke <3:
anygay?

<3:
anygay

whats wrong?

inosuke <3:
imagine your favorite anime gets animated by a new studio or they're completely lazy so the new season just loses character

<3:
okay

go on

inosuke <3:
,,,,

no

<3:
I

what

inosuke <3:
no

<3:
okay we can talk about this later

inosuke <3:
did you poison me yesterday?

be honest

<3:
now im just straight up lost

did you eat too much cake again?

inosuke <3:
there's never too much cake

<3:
for you there is

inosuke <3:
you know

when I was a young boy

my father took me to the city to see a marching band

<3:
but you're fatherless

inosuke <3:
i can't have shit in this house hold

Long time no wattpad. You guys I have multiple projects going on, so I dont know how often this will be updated.

anygay, stay slutty my friends, I already failed my 2022