sabito is a lesbian

boar:
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

EXPLAIN

5 new messages

pikachu:
holy shit

is this real

shiro kinnie:
I mean its been 2 years

Tanjiro K.:
does this mean you're back?

pikachu:
WHY ARE YALL SO CALM

boar:
you know what

im not ready for this shit

Tanjiro K.:
WAIT

boar:
well hello darling

shiro kinnie:
this that gay shit

boar:
so yall kicked muichiro out?

pikachu:
he deserved it tbh

boar:
I see

I ALSO SEE HOW YALL GOT THE PUCTURE OF ME AND AOI??

shiro kinnie:
right so that also happened

boar:
I just stole food from her

shiro kinnie:
understandable

Tanjiro K.:
so where are you?

boar:
good question

I'd like to know too

Tanjiro K.:
inosuke,,,,

boar:
but im omw back

Tanjiro K.:
im so happy ((:

boar:
((:

now

CAN SOMEOEN EXPLAI WHQT HAPOEND

pikachu:
I'd like to know what happened!!

you got a lot of explaining to do

I had a little talk with genya

boar:
ew

pikachu:
YOU TWO WERE FRIENDS

shiro kinnie:
WHAT

boar:
shhhhhh

so that mf told you

pikachu:
no he did not

but he hinted at some shady stuff

boar:
was ever something abt me not shady?

pikachu:
no

boar:
exactly

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<3:
hi

cliche lover:
I just noticed that j forgot to delete the embarrassing messages

let me die rq

<3:
)):

"from unbreakable idiot to cliche lover"

phrased nicely haha

cliche lover:
what kinda nonsense did I write over the years

<3:
lots of nonsense

I didnt understand half of it

cliche lover:
yea j just scrolled up

some of it is just grammatically incorrect

<3:
im glad you like my hugs and kisses tho

cliche lover:
stop

<3:
you're blushing

cliche lover:
and what if I am?

<3:
you were also scared id stop loving you?

cliche lover:
,,,,2 years after all

and let's be honest

you're wayyyyy outta my league

you prolly can buy one of these artworks that are painted white, like over a white canvas

all I can buy is a small white canvas from the dollar store

<3:
im out of your league because I can afford nonsense artwork?

cliche lover:
sounds dumb

just like everything I say

<3:
I missed that

but I also have some questions

cliche lover:
I dug my own grave with these messages

<3:
what did you actually do these past years?

cliche lover:
how about I get back to ur house and ill tell u

<3:
it's our house

cliche lover:
you pay for it

<3:
we live in it

cliche lover:
its your property

<3:
its still our home

cliche lover:
|:<

<3:
we're playing this game again?

cliche lover:
:p

<3:
):

cliche lover:
oke oke

I'll be home in

idk

today some time

idk where I am

but its close to where I pive

its a gut feeling

and probably all the angry stares from strangers

probably not strangers if they know me

lsiten ill talk a lot once I see u

like j won't shut up

cuz I didnt have the chance to annoy all the people in that drug house

<3:
,,,,drug house?

cliche lover:
there goes the cat in the table

<3:
what

cliche lover:
wait no

cat out of the river

table in the cat

no

makes no sense

there was a saying about a cat

and it was a metaphor about telling secrets

if that even was a metaphor

idek what metaphors are

haha

<3:
I missed you so much

cliche lover:
same same

once im there

I'll cry in ur arms for like 2 hours oke?

oke.

deal

<3:
see u soon then

_____________________________

jim (chauffeur):
I think I drove over mr. kamados boyfriend

james:
,,,

so no date night?