muzan busan:
lets start a company partnership

kamado tanji:
,,,

who tf is this?

muzan busan:
im pretty sure you saved my number?

kamado tanji:
I did

but im not entirely sure the person behind the screen is the same as the owner of that phone

muzan busan:
come on now tanjiro, we've known each other fr a really long time now. you should know me that well already

kamado tanji:
well, normally you'd just ask me to sell you my company. now you ask for a partnership

muzan busan:
I need to find other ways

kamado tanji:
and you think ill agree after you revealed your plans to me?

muzan busan:
yes. firstly, we'll both benefit from this partnership

kamado tanji:
and secondly?

muzan busan:
thats it. mutual benefit, surpass rival companies

kamado tanji:
I dont have rivals

muzan busan:
for now not, but at some point they will raise

kamado tanji:
okay, let's assume I agree to this now, it will also bring some troubles.

muzan busan:
for example?

kamado tanji:
the weird pedo rumor about us

muzan busan:
rude, im not that much older

kamado tanji:
you're worried about that?

muzan busan:
partly

but let's look at the brighter side. we work together. they will see that thus is nothing more than a partnership for mutual benefit.

im not saying there won't be any rumors. it for sure will get worse for some time, but we can also clear that misunderstanding, if we put effort into it.

kamado tanji:
do you have a contract already?

muzan busan:
sure do

kamado tanji:
my assistant will contact you to make an appointment

muzan busan:
giyuu, haven't seen that one in a while

kamado tanji:
he's happy about it

muzan busan:
so what were these rumors about you a while ago, with the criminal college?

kamado tanji:
thats none of your business

muzan busan:
lets not talk business partners. let's talk like friends

kamado tanji:
we're not friends

muzan busan:
we can be for 5 minutes

kamado tanji:
I was just trying to keep my relationship private

muzan busan:
who's the lucky guy?

kamado tanji:
thats none of your business

back to business

don't bring your "underground world" into this

muzan busan:
you're aware that your business isn't that clean either, right?

kamado tanji:
im aware, and I'm trying to fix the mess my parents made

muzan busan:
your parents. what a shame, they were good people

then I'll wait for giyuu tomioka to contact me

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doma:
why is there lizard food in the kitchen?

inosuke:
why do you think I have something to do with it?

doma:
you're saying you don't?

inosuke:
haha funny

thats for my pet lizard I found outside

his name is God and if something happens to it ill die of drug overdose