Dumbass:
The guy from our local pizza place is really nice

He gave me a free drink after he found out I lost my stolen game boy

He said that if I need to talk to someone I can come over to the pizzeria and we will eat some leftovers

Also he was good looking

Pikachu:
...

Why am I not surprised

Also I thought you liked Tanjiro?

Dumbass:
Yes

I'm not blind I can tell who is good looking and who not

Pikachu:
Guess you have a point

How long have you guys been talking?

Dumbass:
Only like 5 minutes he had other pizzas to deliver too

Pikachu:
I meant Tanjiro

Dumbass:
Ah

Almost 2 months

But we only text like late at night or when he hides from his co workers

So that's fun

Pikachu:
When will you end my suffering and finally tell him that you like him?

Dumbass:
Why is it your suffering??

Pikachu:
Because you're the one who always texts me at night after you texted w him and talk about him and how cute and dumb he is

Dumbass:
Oooh

Hey did you know that Mexico is his sister

Pikachu:
Nezuko*

And whAT

I knew that she had a successful family or whatever

Dumbass:
The company's name is literally Kamado

Shouldn't you figure it out yourself?

Pikachu:
I met so many

Idk

Kirishima's here in college that I just assumed they had just the same family name it that it's just pure coincidence the same now with Kamado

Dumbass:
And you call me a dumbass

Pikachu:
Mi mi mi

Back to you and Tanjiro

You know you gotta tell him eventually

Dumbass:
Haha usually I'm the one who's making the jokes

Pikachu:
I'm serious

Dumbass:
Hi serious I'm Inosuke

No but seriously

So my ass gets rejected?

Naha

I would rather hook up with this Genya guy

Pikachu:
You literally hate him

Dumbass:
Better than getting my ass rejected

Pikachu:
Really?

Dumbass:
Okay no

I wouldn't

But I would rather cry bc of my feelings than tell him

Real men cry

Pikachu:
You're so dramatic

Dumbass:
You've got a problem with that

Pikachu:
Yes

Dumbass:
Well sucks to suck

Pikachu:
You gotta tell him that he is going to work himself to death if he continues like that

Dumbass:
Already did many times

I was the reason why he took a week off

Pikachu:
How come

Dumbass:
I told him that he needs a break and if he won't take his week off I'll block him and he didn't want that so he took a week off

And then we texted a lot more

Like a lot lot

But then he got back to work and everything got back to normal

Pikachu:
Why do you even like him?

Okay wait that sounded kinda mean

Dumbass:
Yes it did

But

He is a really nice guy. He had a really boring childhood, but he loves his siblings more than anything in the world, even tho half of them left and didn't come back when he an Mexico needed the most support cause of their parents.

He always puts other first. He wants to see other people doing well before he takes a break. Which is at some point dumb but it's fucking wholesome.

If he finds out you're in the slightest trouble he will directly ask if anything happened and first needs to hear an I'm okay if nothing happened

He has a terrible sense of humor and sometimes he doesn't even get sarcasm

He always gives his best because he doesn't want to be a failure in others eyes

Plus he is fucking cute

Pikachu:
Broo you're head over heels for him

Dumbass:
Smh tell me something I don't know

And you know

It kind of hurts that he is always working

Not that I want all the attention to me

He even barely spends time with Mexico

Be doesn't realize how his job is damaging him

Pikachu:
I don't know if it's a simple crush or actual love

Dumbass:
Wouldn't say it's love

Pikachu:
Well not now

Don't bottle up your feelings man

It won't end well

Dumbass:
I hate feelings

They're weird

Pikachu:
That's what makes them so exiting

Have a talk with him

Well at least tell him that you care for him

And see where this is going

Dumbass:
:/

Pikachu:
Really man

Don't let him hurt your feelings

I have known you for a very long time

And I never saw you like this

Dumbass:
I know myself the longest nd I even haven't seen myself like this

Pikachu:
:T

Dumbass:
This is so complicated