Unknown:
Hello Tomioka, I wanted to make sure you'll be able to reach because of the business. By the way, it's Tanjiro

Inosuke:
who???

istfg if it's you zenitsu say goodbye to your kneecaps

you ain't slick. sfter the 10 time I know what's up

Unknown:
wowow

Please don't attack anyone

It's not Zenitsu

Inosuke:
...

if it's the dude with shaved sides, fuck off you ain't getting my hw again

you're one semester further than me

what the fuck do you want with my essays

steal the answers or something

Unknown:
I'm in fact not even a student

So,, you got that mixed up

Inosuke:
if you're one of my professors,,

i'm not sorry for whatever i've done or said

Unknown:
Nononono

I'm the CEO of the Kamado company. Tanjiro Kamado

Inosuke:
so you're like a businessman?

Unknown:
Yeah. The boss of the company, you know

Inosuke:
so you're old?

Unknown:
no no

I'm probably the same age as you.

I just needed to take over my parents business

Inosuke:
why should I believe you lol

Unknown:
You can Google it?

Inosuke:
smart

aight ima check

okay maybe you're not old.

So

since you're in a business and all

do you think you can give me some money? I somehow need to pay for my dorm

Unknown:
Ehhh

Inosuke:
jk

I'm able to pay my own bills

I don't need your help

anywayyyysssss

I'm Inosuke

Unknown:
Nice. You know my name already

Also

You're just gonna believe me like that?

Inosuke:
yeah

I don't really care who you are

you could be the president and I wouldn't give a single fuck

and your name was Gonpachiro or something

Gonpachiro:
No. Tanjiro Kamado

Inosuke:
same thing

Gonpachiro:
Listen, how will I know you won't use me for money?

Inosuke:
you were actually planning to keep on talking?

Gonpachiro:
Yes? You didn't?

Inosuke:
I figured since you're all rich and stuff, you won't be talking with a broke college student

Gonpachiro:
Oh

You seemed nice, so yeah

Inosuke:
we can keep on taking if you want

and for the money

I don't need it

I have a part time job and come around

and if I ask you can just block me ig

Gonpachiro:
Smart

Inosuke:
yeah ofc

I'm the one who is going to college

Gonpachiro:
I'm the one running a business

Inosuke:
fuck you

Gonpachiro:
You wish

Inosuke:
EEEEHHHHHHH???

Gonpachiro:
Lol

Sorry

Must be weird hearing that from a guy

Inosuke:
what do you mean

Gonpachiro:
You're not disgusted?

Inosuke:
why would I be?

Gonpachiro:
Cause that's kinda gay?!!

Inosuke:
oh

I'm fine with that

I'm not the straightest guy you'll find on campus

Gonpachiro:
You're gay?

Inosuke:
yes

got a problem??

Gonpachiro:
No, not at all

I'm also gay

So we are on the same page

Inosuke:
we are not even in the same library

Gonpachiro:
?

Inosuke:
figure it out yourself rich boy

Gonpachiro:
...

Is it cause I'm "rich" and you're not or...

Inosuke:
the man has a brain after all

Gonpachiro:
Ha ha ha

Comedy king

Inosuke:
I know I'm fucking hilarious

Gonpachiro:
So

What do you major in?

Inosuke:
art history

Gonpachiro:
Did you choose the gayest thing you could choose?

Inosuke:
shut up

I thought it would be easy

Gonpachiro:
Is it?

Inosuke:
was college ever easy?

Gonpachiro:
I wouldn't know

I never went

Inosuke:
then how do you run a business??

Gonpachiro:
Parents died and I needed to take over

Inosuke:
that sucks

Gonpachiro:
Yeah it does

But it's not too bad

I'm over it now

Inosuke:
congrats I guess

I don't know how to comfort ppl so sorry?

Gonpachiro:
It's alright

Hey what do you look like actually?

Inosuke:
google it

Gonpachiro:
I'm-

Inosuke:
yeah I wanted to sound cool

didn't work

I remembered that I'm broke

and unknown

and broke

Gonpachiro:
You're dramatic

Inosuke:
shut up

Gonpachiro:
Hey

Do you actually believe that I'm Tanjiro Kamado?

Inosuke:
like I said

I couldn't care less

also I hear that name for the first time

Gonpachiro:
What really?

Inosuke:
yeah???

what kind of business do you run anyway

Gonpachiro:
You know body guards and stuff

Protection for people

Inosuke:
lit

we would need some at my college

yesterday I saw some dudes fight other dudes cuz of pride

Gonpachiro:
Really? That's awful

Inosuke:
yee

one of them was me tho

Gonpachiro:
...

You shouldn't fight

Inosuke:
I do what I want

also I said it was because of my and their pride

but

I need to go now

I have 2 essays due tomorrow and I need to set that pride aside

so bye

Gonpachiro:
Bye :)

Inosuke:
and try to find that Tomioka guys number

Gonpachiro:
So you can rememebr his name but not mine?

My heart is broken

Inosuke:
and you called me dramatic

bye Gonpachiro

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