!IF U DIDN'T READ THE INTRO, KNOW THAT THIS FIC'S SLIGHTLY SATIRE DON'T TRY IRL AND ALSO MEANT TO BE VERY SAPPY!

admiring from afar

4 pm..

xxx-xxx-xxx
hello (/◕ヮ◕)/

cute guy from the bike shop
hi?

who is this?

xxx-xxx-xxx
i'm beside your shop・∀・

cute guy from the bike shop
there's no one there?

xxx-xxx-xxx
because i'm hiding!!

cute guy from the bike shop
?? ok

xxx-xxx-xxx
ur the boy from d&d motors right? (·ω·)

cute guy from the bike shop
yes

xxx-xxx-xxx
YAYY I GOT THE RIGHT NUMBER (^O^)／

Ur really cute btw<33

cute guy from the bike shop
thanks

xxx-xxx-xxx
ur reply sounds like u weren't flattered (ToT)

cute guy from the bike shop
because i wasn't

xxx-xxx-xxx
UR FACIAL EXPRESSION SAYS OTHERWISE >:(

cute guy from the bike shop
wdym facial expression

xxx-xxx-xxx
ur face is as red as cherries づ￣ ³￣)づ

cute guy from the bike shop
no it's not

how do you even know

xxx-xxx-xxx
i told u i'm beside ur shop!!

cute guy from the bike shop
there is literally no one there

stalker
hehehehe :3

what's your name mr cute :ooo

cute guy from the bike shop
why?

stalker
sooo i can change your contact name! 🌸

cute guy from the bike shop
how did you even get my number?

stalker
huehuehue

super cute guy from the bike shop
???

stalker
don't worry about it!!

now ur name pls >:)

super cute guy from the bike shop
inui seishu

stalker
omg

OMG

AAACKCKSSKDEKWKW

THATS SO PRETTYY<333

seishuuu<3
thanks

stalker
EEEKKJSSMMSW ( ⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

SCREAMING!!

here i thought the contact name I originally gave u was pretty

BUT UR NAME COMPLETELY OVERSHADOWED IT!!

seishuuu<3
what did you have me saved as?

stalker
'super cute guy from the bike shop' huehuehuehue

seishuuu<3
alright

how about your name?

stalker
wait what? :o

seishuuu<3
so i can also change your contact

stalker
OMG

EEEEEEE🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰

a cute guy wants my name!! \(^o^)/

seishuuu<3
it's fair since you know mine

stalker
u can save me as l/n y/n \(_^_)\

seishuuu<3
alright, also you said you were beside my shop?

i still can't see you

y/n
hehehehehehehe

admirers are supposed to be secretive ^v^ <3