Who the Signs are going to fight:
Aries: water
Taurus: their alarm clock
Gemini: the entire human population
Cancer: anyone who make them cry
Leo: Condoms
Virgo: the patriarchy
Libra: everyone but only using their lips
Scorpio: teachers
Sagittarius: iggy azalea
Capricorn: trash can
Aquarius: bra
Pisces: themselves