Why Brothers are devil spawns:

-Try to get baby to sleep
-Not be able to handle unboxing videos
-They give you remote before throwing a fit at you for them not having it anymore
-They wake up baby.
-Child with remote starts screaming crying.
-Baby starts crying
-Other brother starts yelling at you Because you upset the middle brother.

<slow inhale>
<long exhale>

I'm so glad my Dad saved me from baby brother.
And middle brother went to start complaining at him.

This is story time with meh.
X3