Imagine working at a border checkpoint and this happens:

Immigrant: *gives passport*

Inspector Matthew: *checks passport, sees it is Arstotzkan*

*kachunk*

Inspector: Glory to Arstotzka.

Immigrant: Thank you. *goes past inspector*

Inspector: NEXT!

Immigrant: *gives passport*

Inspector: *checks passport, finds it is Imporian*

Will he:

A. Calmly check the passport and let them through

B. Deny them entry

C. Go crazy and stamp [ENTRY DENIED] repeatedly on the passport

Answer:

Inspector: *menacing grin, [Menacing] from jjba appears around him*

*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*
*KACHUNK*

Inspector: Arstotzkans only.

Immigrant: Okay.

Immigrant: *exits booth to find his passport dripping ink* What's this?

The passport is covered with [ENTRY DENIED] stamps

Inspector: NEXT!

Glory to Arstotzka.
Papers, please.