I wanna do a thing...

"What's that thing???"

Well, glad you asked!!!

I never saw Fifty Shades of Grey, but I think I have the basic idea of it.

Two heterosexual hotties fucking.

Anyway, what I want -no, need- to do is, well....

Fifty Shades of South Park.

Yes.

Fifty Shades of South Park.

I'll let that sink in.

But not too much, we're not on Titanic.

Get it?

Fifty.

Shades.

Of.

South Park.

Yea, I'm really fucking bored, and I don't really know anyone who roleplays like me... ;( The struggle isn't real, it's just annoying.