Today in Geography class during my last period, my teacher made a really awkward joke. Before class everyone was scrambling about stapling papers, going to the bathroom. So my teacher was like "Are we ready to begin now? Why is it when you guys come to my class, you all decide to go to the bathroom? Are your other classes too important to take a 5 minute break? You all just show up here ready to do all your stuff." He paused and said with a joking look on his face "Something about my class just makes you want to urinate."

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The class' reaction?
3 people giggled
2  people snickered loudly
15 hide our faces or look away because oH gOd
Everyone else just looks at him like 'Wha-', looks around, and then looks back at him.

I don't even know anymore. That was the highlight of my day.

What odd things have your teachers told you? Comment below! I get lonely sometimes...
-Madsinator