My sister is a huge dog fan. Like HUGE FAN! So I'm just here walking down the stairs to grab a cup of water when she just walks up to me and asks me, "Did you know that they breed pugs in China?" So me being the cat person who knows NOTHING about dogs nods and pretends to understand the significance of this particular statement before she says something else. "So, does that mean that they speak Chinese?" I stop on the steps, look over my shoulder and say "Don't be stupid. They speak DOG."I don't know why, but for some reason I was offended by this particular question. What for you may ask? I don't know? Perhaps lack of common sense or that bad jokes are supposed to be my thing so I shoot one down faster than the Flash? Idk.

Do any of you guys have a dog? A pug? A pet? If so comment below. Personally, I don't have a pet and I've never had one either.
-Madsinator (who wishes you all a goodnight's rest)